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Brian May's arse is broke
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:07 am
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:07 am
Brian May Injured in Gardening Accident
Is ripping one's gluteus maximus "in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening" the most English injury of all time?
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Brian May has been left in "relentless" pain after damaging his butt while gardening. The Queen rocker paid a visit to hospital and was ordered to stay off his feet to recover after tearing his gluteus maximus - the main muscle of the hip that forms the buttocks - "to shreds" while pushing himself too hard at home.
"I managed to rip my Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening."
Is ripping one's gluteus maximus "in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening" the most English injury of all time?
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Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:08 am to RockAndRollDetective
Tore his arse up!
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:10 am to RockAndRollDetective
not the first member of Queen to have a sore arse
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:25 pm to Brosef Stalin
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not the first member of Queen to have a sore arse
got himThis post was edited on 5/7/20 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 5/7/20 at 4:58 pm to RockAndRollDetective
quote:To shreds you say
The Queen rocker paid a visit to hospital and was ordered to stay off his feet to recover after tearing his gluteus maximus - the main muscle of the hip that forms the buttocks - "to shreds" while pushing himself too hard at home.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 7:18 pm to RockAndRollDetective
Sends shivers down my spine,
...body's aching all the time.
...body's aching all the time.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 8:28 pm to RockAndRollDetective
I’m not a fan of Queen at all but I do like Brian May for his word in astronomy after the fact.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 10:31 pm to RockAndRollDetective
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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