Zack and Miri Make a Porno

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Daryl Philbin (Daryl from the office) made the movie.

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As made it funny or actually made it? Because this is a Kevin Smith made film

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Brandon St. Randy made the movie

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This.

Obviously “made it funny”, his one liners about the wife were gold. And Justin Long was good too

Zack Brown: What brings you here?
Brandon: I came here with somebody who went to school here, Bobby Long.
Zack Brown: No shite! That's who my friend's hitting on right now! See, right there, the one dressed like Hannah Montana.
Brandon: In L.A. we call that look 'Nickelodeon Chique'.
Zack Brown: Wait, L.A.? Los Angeles? That's awesome, man, what do you do out there?
Brandon: I'm an actor.
Zack Brown: Wow! That's really impressive.
Brandon: Thank you.
Zack Brown: fricking movies?
Brandon: fricking movies. Pretty much.
Zack Brown: Look at you! Anything I've seen? What movies?
Brandon: Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.
Zack Brown: All-male casts? Like "Glengarry Glen Ross"? Like that?
Brandon: Like "Glen and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth."
Zack Brown: [stunned] ... is that like a sequel?
Brandon: Sort of. It's a reimagining.
Zack Brown: Oh, like "The Wiz".
Brandon: More erotic. And with less women. No women, to be exact.
Zack Brown: I apologize in advance if I'm out of line here, but are you in gay porn?
Brandon: Guilty as charged.


That exchange made me laugh harder than I ever have in my life outside of maybe the Macgruber scene talking about why counth hates him. St. Randy was the best part of the movie. People hate on Justin Long, but he was awesome in this movie and Idiocracy.

Fun fact: I googled "Brandon St. Randy quotes" and an old TD thread was the first result.

LINK

"Hey can I get a coffee? Black."

"Can't you see we're talking, white."

Live - Hold Me Up (Zack and Miri's frick scene)

Amazing song and great movie!