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Your favorite Ari Gold Quote
Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:39 pm
"I used to frick her back in the day, so she owes me"
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Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:44 pm to Draconian Sanctions
something to the effect of:
"Do they drive like that in tianamen square, bitch?"
"Do they drive like that in tianamen square, bitch?"
Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:44 pm to Draconian Sanctions
too many to choose from. When I want a laugh I always youtube the best of Ari Gold.
He had a good one this year "Not fricked like normal people frick, fricked like you like to frick Lloyd"
also this season:
"Thats a lot of Jew guilt for a Chinaman Lloyd"
He had a good one this year "Not fricked like normal people frick, fricked like you like to frick Lloyd"
also this season:
"Thats a lot of Jew guilt for a Chinaman Lloyd"
Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:45 pm to TheCaterpillar
"We might be whore's at our agency, but we're not pimps"
Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:46 pm to Draconian Sanctions
"You need jojo the dogface bitch-boy, call josh wein-frick, the lightweight pen stealing frick face"
Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:47 pm to Draconian Sanctions
Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:55 pm to TheCaterpillar
"You need JoJo the dog faced bitch boy? Call Josh Weinfrick, the lightweight, pen stealing frickface."
Also:
LINK
Also:
LINK
Posted on 12/8/08 at 11:01 pm to LSUlunatic
Lloyd: are you hiding something from me ari?
Ari: Just my cock and my a-hole Lloyd.
Ari: Just my cock and my a-hole Lloyd.
Posted on 12/8/08 at 11:05 pm to LSUlunatic
quote:
Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, fricking everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner’s mask, and a fricking spike paddle, don’t think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey
Posted on 12/8/08 at 11:07 pm to TDTGodfather
Posted on 12/8/08 at 11:15 pm to BBATiger
"In case your ears are fricked to...GET THE frick OUT!!!"
Posted on 12/9/08 at 1:06 am to JJ27
Greatness.
"Skip it Jenny"...that might be my favorite part.
This one is greatness too.
Ari is my hero
"I don't care if its a porn shoot in which he's getting gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes..."
"Skip it Jenny"...that might be my favorite part.
This one is greatness too.
Ari is my hero
"I don't care if its a porn shoot in which he's getting gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes..."
This post was edited on 12/9/08 at 1:06 am
Posted on 12/9/08 at 7:10 am to zmonsoon
"I will kick that old mans arse and throw him in the fricking pool, remember only dad talks that way."
"I am hard like R. Kelly at recess."
"I am hard like R. Kelly at recess."
Posted on 12/9/08 at 7:57 am to zmonsoon
"You throw a lot of Jew guilt for a chinaman"
Posted on 12/9/08 at 8:42 am to Draconian Sanctions
From the same episode:
quote:
Eric: It looks like I woke you up this time Ari.
Ari Gold: No, but you did wake my wife and kids dickhead. Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he?
Eric: No...
Ari Gold: Then what the frick do you want, count muscle?
quote:
Ari Gold: Ok, well see, you know, uh, after the year that I've had and on the most important day of my life you'd think that she would you know, ask me what I wanted, a nice blowjob perhaps, where I could just sit back for the first time in nine months and do nothing but admire the top of her head and pray that this frickin' movie opens so I can stop selling off assets like we're fricking Michael Jackson. And I have to answer the frickin' bat phone when it rings three frickin' times, and it's frickin' Vince, so...
Posted on 12/9/08 at 8:46 am to Maximus
quote:
"Do they drive like that in tianamen square, bitch?"
This, from season 1 I believe.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 9:53 am to LuckyLee
"Hug it out, bitch."
Posted on 12/9/08 at 9:57 am to Draconian Sanctions
"Lloyd!!!"
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:22 am to Draconian Sanctions
I like that one episode where he was a really over the top, fast talking, articulate a-hole. Especially in Season 3 or later when the focus groups showed he was a popular character. That's when he got REALLY over the top. It was totally awesome.
Posted on 12/9/08 at 10:38 am to Tiger JJ
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