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re: Why Twilight is popular
Posted on 6/11/10 at 2:22 pm to coloradoBengal
Posted on 6/11/10 at 2:22 pm to coloradoBengal
Spoilers!
This is what a CHUD article on this abortion told me:
The Werewolf falls in love with a baby! A baby. Read that again. The werewolf whom is a grown "man" falls in love with a baby.
Also, the vampire wants to frick the chick and almost kills her because he fricks her so hard. And he gets her knocked up. And then he gives her a C-Section with his teeth. Let me repeat that: he gives her a C-Section with his teeth.
Yeah.
This is what a CHUD article on this abortion told me:
The Werewolf falls in love with a baby! A baby. Read that again. The werewolf whom is a grown "man" falls in love with a baby.
Also, the vampire wants to frick the chick and almost kills her because he fricks her so hard. And he gets her knocked up. And then he gives her a C-Section with his teeth. Let me repeat that: he gives her a C-Section with his teeth.
Yeah.
This post was edited on 6/11/10 at 2:23 pm
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Posted on 6/11/10 at 2:27 pm to Fun Bunch
literary gold right there
i wonder if thats going to be in the next movie
i wonder if thats going to be in the next movie
Posted on 6/11/10 at 2:29 pm to coloradoBengal
Here is the original article that video was based on: LINK
My favorite part:
Twilight is the lamest shite ever. I got about 1/3 through the first book and shut it down.
It sounds entertaining, but the writing is awful. Same for the acting in the movies. It's told in first person from the girl's point of view and she has no personality and her attitude is for shite. She's a very weak heroine. Yet somehow we're supposed to be rooting for her?
That video and article are dead on.
My favorite part:
quote:
So what about men that like Twilight?
If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.
quote:
The Twilight saga is a deep, moving story of forbidden love. It's a grander, more epic modern version of Romeo and Juliet
Twilight is the lamest shite ever. I got about 1/3 through the first book and shut it down.
quote:
it sounded fairly entertaining to me
It sounds entertaining, but the writing is awful. Same for the acting in the movies. It's told in first person from the girl's point of view and she has no personality and her attitude is for shite. She's a very weak heroine. Yet somehow we're supposed to be rooting for her?
That video and article are dead on.
Posted on 6/11/10 at 2:30 pm to TulaneTigerFan
quote:
The Twilight saga is a deep, moving story of forbidden love. It's a grander, more epic modern version of Romeo and Juliet with vampires and pedo werewolves
Its frickin retarded. I read the first book right when it came out, because I thought it might be an interesting new vampire story. Jesus tapdancing christ was I wrong.
The dude falls in love with the chick because she smells good to him. fricking retarded. and the sparkling in the sunlight? how is that not gay? He is a bedazzled vampire.
However, I do understand why 8-14 year old chicks dig it. but anyone over the age of 15 that likes this shite is most likely certifiably retarded
This post was edited on 6/11/10 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 6/11/10 at 2:33 pm to coloradoBengal
This guy nails it. Alot of the reason the Zombie fad has come into the lime light recently is it is to counter the ridiculous Vampire fad, specifically Twilight. All the characters in those novels are empty shells that you can embody yourself into, and the truth of the matter is is Bella is just a devoid of personality as the average Zombie is. The zombie fad is at least honest about the zombies not having a personality, while people try to make vampires into admirable lovable people. What you see is what you get with zombies, while people try to put in a deeper meaning with vampires. The only vampires I'm buying are the terrifying ones that don't even think of coming out in the day. Vampires should be barbaric, not pussies like this past decade has made them out to be. Vlad the Impaler would not be amused that his legacy is now known for sparkling pussified vampires.
This post was edited on 6/11/10 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 6/11/10 at 2:35 pm to Anastasia Beaverhousen
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It sounds entertaining, but the writing is awful.
That about sums it up. The writer got lucky that teenage girls ate the shite up other wise she would not have made it past the first book.
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