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re: Why Hank? Why? Peggy Hill Hatred Thread

Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:43 pm to
Shouldnt you be wearing a mask?

Mask smask...smask...schmask

Mask schmask
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13240 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

When Dale gets a office job because he cant exterminate any more, Hank says something to Dale about how Bobby told him he was going to skip work.




Doctor: Mr. Gribble, years of abusing insecticides has totally dissolved your sinuses and coated your lungs in a substance we can't quite identify.
Dale: I would like that substance back, it belongs to me.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:54 pm to
Enjoy the end of Good Morning America, Rodriguez?

Not as much as the beginning of Regis!
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13240 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 2:57 pm to
They're downsizing the San Antonio Division, Pina Coloda was killing lab monkeys left and right!
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30359 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 3:04 pm to
“When I was your age we had these things called songs. They were two minute stories about people fallin’ in love or burning down georgia; but I guess hollywood decided we needed more criminals yelling about their lady friend’s baby place.” ~ Hank Hill
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“Dang Internet, they don’t care whose life they ruin.” ~ Hank Hill

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“Yeah, I treat you so bad, with all the food I give you, and the roof over your head so nicely.” ~ Hank Hill
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Mr. Bronson: You know, its not too late for you to have this kind of relationship with Bobby.

Hank: YES IT IS.

Mr. Bronson: Hank, all you gotta to do is be Bobby’s friend. If not, who is going to turn to when he is in trouble?

Hank: “He wont even need to turn, we’ll be right there - BAM! With rules, limitations, and discipline.”

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Gribble (regarding Redcorn): Just give him his land back, Hank.

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And the greatest line/scene to ever grace KoTH:

That's my purse, I don't know you!!! (apply kick in the balls here)

This post was edited on 5/1/13 at 3:20 pm
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25890 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 3:08 pm to
I love it when Bobby tries to kick Peggy. No count punt for her. She's rock solid
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30359 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 3:19 pm to







Posted by BCLA
Bossier City
Member since Mar 2005
8063 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 4:38 pm to
There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 5:29 pm to
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 5:32 pm to
Peggy hill is great. In these shows the husband is the idiot and the wife is smart

Flip that for king of the hill and make the husband naive
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 5:58 pm to
Hank preferred to dance with lady bird

Always did think he was hitting that in the garage after dark
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13240 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 6:11 pm to
"Bobby! I can't have you break dancing up and down the street, people are gonna think we didn't reach you shame, and I know for a fact we did "
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51625 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 6:12 pm to
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6928 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 6:13 pm to
I can't believe no one has said what prefaced the 'You hate everything you don't understand' quote.

Its wisdom I impart on my son daily.

"Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."
This post was edited on 5/1/13 at 9:43 pm
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13240 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 6:16 pm to
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39730 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 6:29 pm to
I do believe Peggy is sporting some toe in the crotch kick pic.
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22807 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 6:35 pm to
This thread delivers over and over and over again.


2 of my favorites, mostly based on Hank's delivery

"Peggy, the boy"

"Dallas? I don't want you goin' to Dallas at all. That place is crawlin' with crack-heads and debutantes, and half of 'em play for the Cowboys."
Posted by liuyaming
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2008
3413 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 6:38 pm to
Another of my favorites is the episode where Hank catches Bobby smoking and he punishes him by making him smoke a carton. Of course, Bobby is doing it wrong and Hank tells him to stop hotboxing, then shows him how to inhale. Next thing you know, the whole family is addicted to nicotine and, somehow, Luanne becomes the voice of reasoning.

Maybe it was just extra funny because I can relate to nicotine.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 7:09 pm to
Talk about hate


Luanne and the fricking manger babies

Stupid redneck whore
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13240 posts
Posted on 5/1/13 at 7:38 pm to
Hanks delivery was responsible for so many great ones

Bobby "Dad, you would never make it in LA."
Hank " I hope I never make it to LA!"

Hank looking at the map trying to plan their trip to Nashville
"We don't have to go through Oklahoma!"
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