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Why does Thanos speak english?
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:50 am
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:50 am
He’s an alien. He shouldn’t speak English. Our cis gender shitlords of ancestors didn’t spread colonialism to space.
Why the frick does he speak english?
Why the frick does he speak english?
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Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:52 am to Big_Slim
He picked it up reading redundant threads.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:53 am to Big_Slim
He wanted to teach math to suburban youths when he was younger so he learned the language.
This post was edited on 5/6/18 at 12:21 pm
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:54 am to Big_Slim
He has a translation implant just like Peter Quill, as seen in Guardians Vol. 1.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 11:54 am to Philzilla2k
Nah frick you that’s not canon
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:00 pm to Big_Slim
quote:
Why does Thanos speak english?
You're not the only one cursed with knowledge
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:01 pm to Big_Slim
Why does Thor, Rocket, Gamora, Drax, Ronan, etc speak English?
This post was edited on 5/6/18 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:01 pm to Big_Slim
Bilingual Stone
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:04 pm to hg
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Bilingual Stone
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:05 pm to hg
In the Chinese release, Thanos will speak Mandarin. Yet The Mandarin won't be there.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:29 pm to Big_Slim
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:34 pm to Big_Slim
Cause white privilege
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:43 pm to Big_Slim
quote:
He’s an alien. He shouldn’t speak English.
Of all the outlandish shite that happens throughout all these films and this is where you draw the line?
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:46 pm to hg
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Bilingual Stone
Rosetta Stone
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:46 pm to lsufan9193969700
You’re god damn right. I think people flying through space is at least mildly believable per that universe’s laws of physics (no 2nd law of thermodynamics), but the statistical odds of Thanos speaking the same language as the avengers is fricking impossibly large
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:48 pm to Hot Carl
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Rosetta Stone
You should stop posting forever because I don’t think you can top that one
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:49 pm to Hot Carl
You win
Posted on 5/6/18 at 1:15 pm to Hot Carl
quote:Right, he really missed the obvious joke.
Rosetta Stone
Posted on 5/6/18 at 3:57 pm to Big_Slim
How did he know who Stark was? How did he fail before? In what way did he ignore his destiny? He's been to earth before or is at least familiar with it. And got his arse kicked by a human back in the day before he had an army, probably by Captain Marvel.
Posted on 5/6/18 at 7:32 pm to Big_Slim
Did you not watch avatar? Sigourney Weaver taught him as a child.
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