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Who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson

Posted on 2/24/10 at 10:56 pm
Posted by SmackDaniels
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 10:56 pm
Posted by Bench McElroy
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 10:56 pm to
I think a better comparison would be Meg Ryan vs Jenna Jameson. Have you seen Jenna lately? Yuck.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 10:57 pm to
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I think a better comparison would be Meg Ryan vs Jenna Jameson.


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Posted by CornDogCologne
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:02 pm to
I can't have both?
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:02 pm to
Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Posted by SmackDaniels
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:04 pm to
74
Posted by DBG
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:04 pm to
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:05 pm to
Meg Ryan
Posted by Bench McElroy
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:05 pm to
No I understand what he's getting at. Ryan's lips makes her look like the Joker. It's really unfortunate how some of these Hollywood actresses are ruining their looks with plastic surgery.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:06 pm to
Maybe Bench McElroy went over all of our heads with some super sarcasm
Posted by SmackDaniels
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:07 pm to


Thanks you Destrehan Tiger

Posted by dutchdanish
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:07 pm to
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No I understand what he's getting at. Ryan's lips makes her look like the Joker. It's really unfortunate how some of these Hollywood actresses are ruining their looks with plastic surgery.

Posted by SmackDaniels
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:09 pm to
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Maybe Bench McElroy went over all of our heads with some super sarcasm


I sure hope that was his goal
Posted by CornDogCologne
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:09 pm to
Who'd win in a fight?

Ditka or God?
Posted by Bench McElroy
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:10 pm to
I'm never watched Billy Madison. That's a pretty random quote from the movie.
Posted by SmackDaniels
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by BamaFan89
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:11 pm to
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Who'd win in a fight?

Ditka or God?


Trick question. Ditka is god
Posted by SmackDaniels
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:13 pm to
Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.
Posted by CornDogCologne
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:19 pm to


Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of arse, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
Billy Madison: No, you don't.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!
Billy Madison: No, they didn't.
Bus Driver: No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right...?
Posted by SmackDaniels
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:22 pm to
One of my favorite quotes of all time. Reminds me A LOT of the Rant!!

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
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