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Who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson
Posted on 2/24/10 at 10:56 pm
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 10:56 pm to SmackDaniels
I think a better comparison would be Meg Ryan vs Jenna Jameson. Have you seen Jenna lately? Yuck.
Posted on 2/24/10 at 10:57 pm to Bench McElroy
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I think a better comparison would be Meg Ryan vs Jenna Jameson.
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Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:02 pm to SmackDaniels
Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:05 pm to SlowFlowPro
No I understand what he's getting at. Ryan's lips makes her look like the Joker. It's really unfortunate how some of these Hollywood actresses are ruining their looks with plastic surgery.
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:06 pm to Bench McElroy
Maybe Bench McElroy went over all of our heads with some super sarcasm
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:07 pm to DestrehanTiger
Thanks you Destrehan Tiger
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:07 pm to Bench McElroy
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No I understand what he's getting at. Ryan's lips makes her look like the Joker. It's really unfortunate how some of these Hollywood actresses are ruining their looks with plastic surgery.
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:09 pm to DestrehanTiger
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Maybe Bench McElroy went over all of our heads with some super sarcasm
I sure hope that was his goal
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:09 pm to SmackDaniels
Who'd win in a fight?
Ditka or God?
Ditka or God?
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:10 pm to dutchdanish
I'm never watched Billy Madison. That's a pretty random quote from the movie.
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:11 pm to CornDogCologne
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Who'd win in a fight?
Ditka or God?
Trick question. Ditka is god
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:13 pm to dutchdanish
Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.
Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.
Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:19 pm to SmackDaniels
Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of arse, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
Billy Madison: No, you don't.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!
Billy Madison: No, they didn't.
Bus Driver: No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right...?
Posted on 2/24/10 at 11:22 pm to CornDogCologne
One of my favorite quotes of all time. Reminds me A LOT of the Rant!!
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
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