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Posted on 1/31/09 at 11:40 am to Aspercel
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
Posted on 1/31/09 at 12:01 pm to dartdogs
Dennis: Listen, strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Shut up.
Arthur: I mean you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Arthur: Will you shut up?
Dennis:Listen, saying if I said I was an emperor because some moistened bink had a lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up.
Arthur: I mean you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Arthur: Will you shut up?
Dennis:Listen, saying if I said I was an emperor because some moistened bink had a lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Posted on 1/31/09 at 1:27 pm to Freauxzen
I fart in your general direction
Posted on 1/31/09 at 5:32 pm to Fletch F Fletch
quote:
A SPANKING!!!
And then the oral sex!
Posted on 1/31/09 at 5:48 pm to parnold
Your mother smells of a hamster and your father smells of elderberries. I fart in your general direction.
Posted on 1/31/09 at 10:33 pm to geauxjudge
tis but a scratch
a scratch... your arm's off
no it isn't
well what's that then?
a scratch... your arm's off
no it isn't
well what's that then?
Posted on 1/31/09 at 11:39 pm to Aspercel
One rabbit stew coming right up!
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