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re: What if the Costanzas had found Superman and raised him?

Posted on 10/12/11 at 9:14 am to
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 10/12/11 at 9:14 am to
He'd be beat down too, just like Georgie.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 10/12/11 at 9:19 am to
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He'd be beat down too, just like Georgie.


Hence why he'd make the Festivus Pole out of Kryptonite instead of alumium.
Posted by parrotdr
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
7737 posts
Posted on 10/12/11 at 9:26 am to
He's super-smash George's fat wallet down to size (after getting rid of the Orlando-area Exxon giveaway card), allowing George to sit straighter and alleviating his back pain.

He'd also permanently send Bizarro Jerry, Kramer, George and Newman back to their home planet.
Posted by MedDawg
Member since Dec 2009
4673 posts
Posted on 10/12/11 at 9:28 am to
He would have made it across the street with the Frogger machine.
Posted by I Speak As I Please
Seaside, FL
Member since May 2011
790 posts
Posted on 10/14/11 at 5:14 am to
Clark Costanza would have needed a Manssiere so there would be no jiggling of his rather large pectorals.
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