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Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:44 pm to Tiger JJ
He would have been able to use his X-Ray vision to see the Costanzas rockin the van in Central Park. If this Van's a rockin!!!
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:49 pm to LSUDav7
He would have been able to fly the marble rye up to George, negating the need for the fishing pole and getting caught.
This post was edited on 10/11/11 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:50 pm to parrotdr
Shrinkage would NOT be a problem.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:52 pm to parrotdr
The Soup Nazi would have regretted the day he banned George from the restaurant.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 12:55 pm to OMLandshark
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What if the Costanzas had found Superman and raised him?
Quite possibly the greatest hypothetical ever on the movie/tv board
Posted on 10/11/11 at 1:06 pm to KingofthePoint
Superman wouldn't save kids from a burning building; he'd knock them over trying to get out.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 1:10 pm to OMLandshark
Seeing how George had low-self esteem but still seemed to manage, having Superman to compare to as a brother would be his...
Kryptonite.
Kryptonite.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 1:11 pm to Pectus
Superman's alias would be Buck Naked...the architect.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 1:19 pm to Zamoro10
He would grow into a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man and compete with George for the affections of Marisa Tomei.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 1:27 pm to tims0912367
Jerry would be his "partner"...not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 1:56 pm to tims0912367
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with George for the affections of Marisa Tomei.
He would do nothing as Lois goes over Niagara Falls - to end on a high note - then call Marisa Tomei after the funeral.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 2:01 pm to OMLandshark
he'd give an atomic weggie to his gym teacher
Posted on 10/11/11 at 2:21 pm to S
What would his impact be on "The Summer of George"?
Would he have stopped Susan's cabin from burning down?
Would he have been involved in George and the Bubble Boy's Trivial Pursuit game?
One thing I know is that he definitely would have remembered where they left that car in the parking garage. Elaine's fish would live damn it!
Would he have stopped Susan's cabin from burning down?
Would he have been involved in George and the Bubble Boy's Trivial Pursuit game?
One thing I know is that he definitely would have remembered where they left that car in the parking garage. Elaine's fish would live damn it!
Posted on 10/11/11 at 2:23 pm to SW2SCLA
My name's Superman, I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
I'm Victoria...Hi.
I'm Victoria...Hi.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 2:27 pm to SW2SCLA
He would've saved Tony, and George and Elaine would have continued to compete for his attention.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 2:28 pm to LSUDav7
It would have been easy to see if Superman lost "the contest". George would just check to see if one of the walls or roof were blown out.
Posted on 10/11/11 at 2:31 pm to theunknownknight
Would Superman hang out with the gang?
Do you think Superman masturbates? He would've won the contest.
If Superman was George's brother he would have gotten the fastest person on the planet to lick and stamp his wedding invites. GEORGE WOULD HAVE A SPOUSE!
Do you think Superman masturbates? He would've won the contest.
If Superman was George's brother he would have gotten the fastest person on the planet to lick and stamp his wedding invites. GEORGE WOULD HAVE A SPOUSE!
This post was edited on 10/11/11 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 10/11/11 at 2:45 pm to OMLandshark
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Keep in mind though that George is still likely around if they adopt Clark. George may become the most pathetic supervillain of all time because of it.
George would never have sex again, and becoming once again brilliant, would be the equivalent of Lex Luthor to Superman (being bald also doesn't hurt). Along with "Relationship George" and "Independent George", he adds "Arch-Villain George" (a.k.a...Art Vandelay).
This post was edited on 10/11/11 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 10/11/11 at 2:59 pm to parrotdr
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George would never have sex again, and becoming once again brilliant, would be the equivalent of Lex Luthor to Superman (being bald also doesn't hurt). Along with "Relationship George" and "Independent George", he adds "Arch-Villain George" (a.k.a...Art Vandelay).
And Jerry would've aligned with Superman and Newman with George. There would've been an epic battle, decided in the stupidest way imaginable, perhaps involving a Pez dispenser or a Junior Mint or a golf ball and a whale.
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