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Watched kingdom of heaven (directors cut) last night and don’t get the hype

Posted on 9/15/25 at 5:27 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 9/15/25 at 5:27 pm
Don’t get me wrong, I still enjoyed it, but not much better than the original which most people hate. I thought the theatrical cut had problems but nearly as bad as others made it out to be. The same plot problems I have with the original though seem to show up in the directors cut. What am I missing?
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2551 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 5:29 pm to
Nothing. It's not a great movie, imo. It's entertainment, for the most part, but it's an action flick set around the Crusades. Exotic women and some fight scenes.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 5:45 pm to
I've never seen the theatrical cut the but the directors cut is top notch.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18540 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

it's an action flick set around the Crusades. Exotic women and some fight scenes.
exactly. I can never get over dude turning down getting to frick Eva green the rest of his life and being king of Jerusalem while also getting rid of the one guy in the entire kingdom that wants him dead and disrespected his dead father
This post was edited on 9/15/25 at 6:59 pm
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32406 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 6:18 pm to
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turning down getting to frick Eva green the rest of his life


I’m ashamed that I’ve never seen this but you are not selling me.
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
14580 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 6:44 pm to
I got tired of the Muslims being portrayed as this kind, moral, honorable, and otherwise vastly superior civilization.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18540 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 6:59 pm to
Well he does frick her but he turns down the marriage so guess the puss wasn’t that good
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18333 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 8:09 pm to
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Well he does frick her but he turns down the marriage so guess the puss wasn’t that good


A man has got to have a code. I respect it.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12457 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 8:13 pm to
Did you find the director’s cut online? I haven’t seen it yet, but keep seeing clips of it popping up on IG.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18540 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 8:49 pm to
Bought it on prime
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 9:37 pm to
I appreciate the world's oldest "Yo Momma" joke.

"I wish I had known you when you were still capable of making bastards"

"I knew your mother when she was making hers"
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 11:14 am
Posted by jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
8004 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:40 am to
Edit: sorry I see now you were comparing the DC to the original
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 6:42 am
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