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The Last Jedi novelization leak confirms Luke’s wife

Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:35 pm
Posted by CockCommander
Haha
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:35 pm
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It amazes me when people think Kylo actually told the truth to Rey. Her parents don’t be junkers y’all.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:39 pm to
The Last Jedi isn’t cannon as far as I’m concerned.
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
11712 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:41 pm to
Why the frick would you give Luke a wife?


ETA apparently it's a dream
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 4:42 pm
Posted by CockCommander
Haha
Member since Feb 2014
2897 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:42 pm to
Ask George Lucas. He’s the one who did it.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 4:42 pm to
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The Last Jedi isn’t cannon as far as I’m concerned.


Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:07 pm to
Luke's wife:

Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:29 pm to
With the way things are trending, his wife is probably a guy.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 5:35 pm to
His wife's name is either Chris, Leslie, Sam or Pat.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 6:09 pm to
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With the way things are trending, his wife is probably a guy.


Or Luke struggled with his own identity and sexual frustrations, contributing to his self inflicted hermit lifestyle.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24037 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 8:18 pm to
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The Last Jedi isn’t cannon as far as I’m concerned.


That’s a good stance to take and I wish that were so, even if that’s I’m too many n’s on canon.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 8:26 pm to
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Luke's wife:








Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 10:30 pm to
SW Disney canon has jumped the shark. There’s no coming back now.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:11 pm to
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SW Disney canon has jumped the shark. There’s no coming back now.
Hopefully, the next episode sees Rey drive her metaphorical space ship right into the face of the core of Star Wars universe, destroying it forever.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56376 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 7:48 am to
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The Last Jedi novelization
Who wrote it? The visionary female voice who penned 50 Shades?
Posted by Rhames
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 2/25/18 at 12:24 pm to
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It amazes me when people think Kylo actually told the truth to Rey. Her parents don’t be junkers y’all




Maybe.....but the timeline is a little iffy for her to be Luke's daughter.
Posted by Run Ultra
Member since May 2017
1930 posts
Posted on 2/25/18 at 5:49 pm to
Dream sequence people
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