re: The darkest/most twisted/most sick version of The Office

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Wheres Andy in all this?

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I didn't have anything about him in the OP. Here's the stories for Andy, Darryl, Kevin (in addition to the bookie thing), and Phyllis:


Andy ends up marrying Jessica. But a few years down the road, he starts really questioning his sexuality when he finds himself suddenly being attracted to his long time friend, Broccoli Rob. What starts out as a "weird feeling" turns into a secret homosexual life led by Andy. Andy cannot "come out" due to the pressure and expectations of his parents, and also b/c at this point he's told too many lies.

Jessica becomes apathetic about their relationship since Andy always seems to be sexually disinterested and always away. She decides to do some snooping to see if she can find a good reason to divorce him, and she finds out the truth by following him to a gay bar trivia night. She becomes very mad at Andy for all the lies, and cheats on him with his younger brother, blackmails him with what she knows, and divorces him and marries his brother.

Scarred from this experience and his previous relationships, Andy decides to never act on his romantic/sexual desires again, and instead decides to live a life alone with no intimacy with anyone. He is forced to celebrate the holidays and birthdays with his ex-wife Jessica who has a great relationship and family with his younger brother.


Darryl and Kevin decide to try to take the next step with their band. They first decide that they need to get a better lead singer than Andy, and after they fire him, they hold tryouts and choose Andy's brother to replace him.

Led by Andy's brother's great voice, the band became a local favorite quickly. Kevin and Darryl were seeing more girls, parties, and drugs than they had ever seen before. One morning after a party, Darryl woke up to Kevin's dead body that resulted from a drug overdose. Kevin was found naked face down in a bathtub of cocaine.

After Kevin's death, Darryl decides to quit the rocker lifestyle and has to call Michael Scott b/c he's having trouble finding a warehouse job. Michael gets him a job and Darryl works the rest of his life having to deal with Michael's annoying antics.

Phyllis lives a few years happily with her husband, Bob. It turns out that she was Erin's mom all along, and she always knew this. When Phyllis found out Erin committed suicide and Erin's kid died in the car wreck, she became greatly depressed and lived a life of constant sadness and regret until she dies.

That is some awesome stuff.

Cheers.

How about: Dwight quits dunder mifflin to go work full time at schrute farms with his cousin. They then base a show off of this concept, and leave out the rest of the cast, oh wait

Nice