re: The Challenge: Rivals (MTV) Discussion Thread

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both are fugly

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Jonna is nowhere near fugly. Jasmine isn't great in the face, but I dig her tight little body. Too bad she's annoying as frick, constantly.

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she feels handicapped by paula like sarah did by the tranny and leroy with mike and CT with adam

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Crazy talk. Adam is a pussy in the house, especially with the Jenn shite...no doubt. But dude can hold his own in the competitions though. Adam is definitely more handicapped by CT's "popularity" than CT is of Adam's ability to perform. Adam is like Derek, only slightly worse (but Derek is a beast).

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anyone catch her new bombs on the aftershow? BOING~~~~~~~

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I missed the aftershow...anybody got a link/pic of Mandi and her new chesticles?

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WES & KENNY - stock is dropping but still too much talent to fall further. no idea what their next move is so WES better have something good up his sleeve. kenny is worthless and now he's crying at eliminations. GTFO D-BAG

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I agree with most of that, but we know Kenny is at least capable of performing well. If they make it to the final, I'd definitely consider them to be a threat to CT/Adam, if not even a favorite to win.

That, or have two challenges each show. First challenge is a reward challenge, second is elimination. But everyone participates in it, except the winner(s) of the reward challenge. Also, the results of that directly affect the elimination challenge (such as order or competition). That way, you eliminate all of the petty political bullshite and everyone basically has to fend for themselves in each elimination challnge. So the ones there at the end truly have earned their spots in the final. It'd be awesome to see the big badass Johnny Bananases of the world eliminated in week three because their bite pales in comparison to their bark.

i will drop the first ever DVD by proxy rankings tomorrow. stay tuned, deads fans!

This jungle shouldn't last too long

I have not followed this show in several seasons. Tonight while doing work files online, I have it on some short marathon. CT looks like he shrunk up off the roids, but still have the anger issues.

I see the bi and the tranny from BostonII are gone.

eta: the guy with the self mutilation scars seems to be going strong.

next week looks epic

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Anybody else think the producers liked Laurel/Cara Maria a lot more than Jonna/Jasmine and chose this jungle challenge specifically to keep the giant girls on the show?

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Probably they'll definitely make a more interesting final.

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They have to have at least a solid 50 or 60 pound advantage.

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I was fully expecting Laurel to pick one of them up and carry her like Johnny Bananas.

Yeah kind of weird that there isnt some type of choice or random drawing for the jungle this season

DA Official Driveman by Proxy Rankings Effective 8/4/11:

Women:

3. Jenn/Mandi - banging every guy on the challenges can get Jen and lemonhead to the final but it cant make them not be unathletic, sloppy and stupid.

2. Ev/Paula - Ev theoretically would do the best on the final but she is the master of panic and blaming everything on her teammate. This will be amplified by 100000 when she is teamed with rudolph the red nosed scab eater on a long run/puzzle finding mission.

1. Laurel/Casa Maria - Laurel may not be a great runner long distances since she weighs 220 but she cant be any worse than Paula or Mandi. Cara Maria is underrated and should do fine.



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4. LeRoy/Mike - they are not going to win anything. Mike will break down crying after half a mile.

3. Bananas/Tyler- would probably get the 2 spot if it werent for the preview showing CT going Steve Atwater on both of them in a possible jungle. Tyler is stronger than Sausage Nips Ken this season. Johnny is so scared of CT that he has to tell every girl not to talk to him. I can only hope they replay the backpack ride as a flashback before the jungle where CT kills him so we can all set our DVRs as save until manually erased.

2.Wes/Kenny - OVER RATED clap clap clapclapclap. Wes thinks they'll skate through the final because it'll be just him running with a backpack and he outran 5 teams on one challenge. MTV is gonna change it up a little and he and sausage tits are gonna fade. I'd rather have Ace as my teammate then Kenny at this point. Saying cute little WWE sayings to the camera won't help you win.

1. CT/Adam - CT will carry Adam to the title no matter what. Only Jenn promising her hand in marriage if he throws the final will have any effect. Adam will do fine in running/puzzles and CT will take care of the rest.

DRIVEMAN PROXY OUT

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I can only hope they replay the backpack ride as a flashback before the jungle where CT kills him so we can all set our DVRs as save until manually erased.

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