re: Teen Mom 2 Thread? New season starts tonight

Okay, finally had a chance to catch up. I'll jot down my thoughts.

- Adam has evolved into final form douche. The tats, the corvette, the weight gain, the balding, the fact that I'm not sure if he owns a single shirt with sleeves...it's amazing he doesn't leave a slime trail.

- Jenelle...My God. I just don't even know what to say. Some girls might kiss on the first date, but Jenelle moves the frick into your house. Oh, and her Blake Griffin doppelganger of a boyfriend has to be up to something. Did he not see the first few seasons of this show? Doesn't he know what he's getting himself into? RUN BLAKE GRIFFIN! You just moved in with a girl who is a few weeks removed from the rare "Divortion" (that's abortion + divorce) combo pack.

- For all of Jenelle's obvious issues, I still hate Kailyn the most. I think Jenelle is honest to God crazy; Kailyn is just pure horrid evil. Her appetite for small Mexican men has taken a dangerous turn as we now have to watch her completely destroy Javi's life. "Hey, marry me and join the military so you can take care of this kid that isn't even yours. My problems will become your problems and I will NEVER be happy. Oh, and remember that time I beat you? lol, me too. Now go to work while I sketch up another shitty tattoo and try my damnedest to circumvent the law and separate my son from his father."

- Leah was put on this earth to pump out children and wear make-up. Does anyone else think her new husband is basically Corey-light? Does everyone in West Virginia look like that? Meanwhile Corey's new wife looks like her face is swollen from an explosion that has claimed her eyebrows.

- Jenelle to her son: "I know you're lying because you're smiling and I smile when I lie."

Was this supposed to be a sweet moment? Kids that young aren't supposed to be able to lie habitually. She has such dead, lifeless shark eyes. Terrifying.


From the previews for next week's episode it looks like Jenelle is considering having another child. I guess not giving a single frick about one kid just isn't enough. How can that thought even exist in her head? It's mind-blowing.

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For all of Jenelle's obvious issues, I still hate Kailyn the most. I think Jenelle is honest to God crazy; Kailyn is just pure horrid evil. Her appetite for small Mexican men has taken a dangerous turn as we now have to watch her completely destroy Javi's life. "Hey, marry me and join the military so you can take care of this kid that isn't even yours. My problems will become your problems and I will NEVER be happy. Oh, and remember that time I beat you? lol, me too. Now go to work while I sketch up another shitty tattoo and try my damnedest to circumvent the law and separate my son from his father."

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Lol

Tuned in just in time to see them talking about making unloved kid #2

I like that the kid was like, "What is this shite you put up?"

The melting has begun

Yeah, dude you do realize she has one kid that she doesn't have custody of, right?

Pretty bad when the girl with pink hair is the voice of reason. This is pretty sad.

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And she keeps saying she's 22 like 22 is 35.

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Who doesn't want multiple kids when they're 22?

Jenelle: "I mean I'm not a kid, I'm 22 now."

Barbs: "21."

Jenelle: "Well yeah, but I'll be 22 in six months."


What kind of adult rounds up by half a year? Oh right, the kind that uses her abortion as a logical conclusion for having a different kid with a different guy that she's known for 2 months.

Chelsea's friend

Hopefully Chelsea can get some dick while she's out of town so she can finally let go of the walking chlamydia strain that is her ex-boyfriend. Adam looks more like a mid-1980s retired Mid-South wrestling star than a kid in his twenties.

Kailyn bitching at Javi's brother while they were moving was great. "What if we have to move all this shite back in a few weeks?" You could just see the disgust on his face, which really only means that he's still sane.

How does Nathan juggle college football(and thus college), selling time shares in shiny dress shirts, modeling, setting up rooms for his new gf's kid who isn't allowed to stay over, baby making practice, and lifting? Dude is gonna have a Jeremy faint spell soon.

Corey's dad is now somehow a younger version of Corey.

I'm so sad Leah's friend is moving away. I'm really gonna miss their chats. The bright side is we'll likely get more chats with her racially ambiguous step dad Lee.

Adam looked so fricking badass in his pipe shirt with his shades on, with tat sleeves, a Mohawk, and goatee all while drinking a mixed drink containing coke out of a straw.

Its always amazing how many random guys kailyn can pproduce when she needs to move from one govt housing scam to another.