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Superman nerds: Does Lois Lane ever get preggo with a Super baby?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:00 am
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:00 am
I am watching Man Of Steel while procrastinating work at home. Do they bang it out and have babies in the comic books?
Would that not kill her?
Would that not kill her?
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:02 am to TheCaterpillar
in Superman returns, she had his super baby.
It has been speculated that the force of Supermans orgasm would shoot through Lois's vag, body, and out her head like a hot knife through butter.
It has been speculated that the force of Supermans orgasm would shoot through Lois's vag, body, and out her head like a hot knife through butter.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:02 am to TheCaterpillar
It was implied in that awful movie that Brandon Routh was in
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:02 am to TheCaterpillar
Pretty sure they had a baby in superman returns.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:03 am to TheCaterpillar
Have you not seen Mallrats?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:05 am to xenythx
Superman Returns blew donkey dick.
Also, I asked about the comic books. I liked Man of Steel and think it would be an interesting plot twist to have a baby in a sequel.
Also, I asked about the comic books. I liked Man of Steel and think it would be an interesting plot twist to have a baby in a sequel.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:05 am to xenythx
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Have you not seen Mallrats?
Not in 10 years. Love that movie though, refresh my memory. I know he rants about several comic book heroes in brilliant fashion.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:14 am to TheCaterpillar
In certain continuities, yes, but they're rare and few and far between. Typically Superman's father mentality goes towards Superboy, who is a clone of the combined genes of Superman and Lex Luthor.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:16 am to TheCaterpillar
Something about him blowing a load that would be like a shotgun through her back.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:18 am to OMLandshark
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In certain continuities, yes, but they're rare and few and far between. Typically Superman's father mentality goes towards Superboy, who is a clone of the combined genes of Superman and Lex Luthor.
SUPERNERD!
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:20 am to TheCaterpillar
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Not in 10 years. Love that movie though, refresh my memory. I know he rants about several comic book heroes in brilliant fashion.
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:38 am to TheCaterpillar
The only thing that could handle Supermans load would be a Kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:42 am to ellunchboxo
Well even though its not canon, in "Wanted" they alluded to having made a condom out of kryptonite, but ole Lois couldn't get him to wear it. Apparently Superman believes in raw dogging it.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:02 am to bigpetedatiga
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Apparently Superman believes in raw dogging it.
frickin catholics
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:02 am to ellunchboxo
They could setup a red sun lamp in their bedroom...I guess.
But I always thought that it was pretty stupid for Clark to be Lois for that reason. He'd slay a human chick (and I mean that literally). That is why I kind of liked the early 52 comics when Superman and Wonder Woman were an item. She could probably handle him a little better.
But I always thought that it was pretty stupid for Clark to be Lois for that reason. He'd slay a human chick (and I mean that literally). That is why I kind of liked the early 52 comics when Superman and Wonder Woman were an item. She could probably handle him a little better.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:06 am to TheCaterpillar
Sweat doesn't jet out of his pores like a water gun, so there's no reason semen has to have such super force, either. Surely he can use the urinals at the Daily Planet, too.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:07 am to Bamatab
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Superman and Wonder Woman were an item
pretty sure they still are right now. they have their own comic line too.
the most recent continuity on this, is that humans and kyrptonians are not compatible for mating. a kyrptonian cannot get a human pregnant and vice versa. they came out with this shortly after Superman Returns (I guess as a frick you to that idea) and havent gone back on it since.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:14 am to BlacknGold
According to Man of Steel (the movie), Superman has the Codex for the entire Kryptonian race flowing through his systems. So if he knocked up Lois she would explode with a billion babies.
Sorry if that turns out to be the ending to Man of Steel 2.
Sorry if that turns out to be the ending to Man of Steel 2.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:15 am to TheCaterpillar
quote:There are a few instances, yes, where Lois is impregnated, and if I'm not mistaken, in one instance the baby kills her when it kicks inside her uterus.
Superman Returns blew donkey dick. Also, I asked about the comic books. I liked Man of Steel and think it would be an interesting plot twist to have a baby in a sequel.
Another instance of pregnancy is the start of Injustice: Gods Among Us. Superman is made to believe that Lois is Doomsday so he picks her up and flies her into space, killing her and their child.
Superman having kids isn't touched on often, but it does happen.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:38 am to Scruffy
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Superman having kids isn't touched on often, but it does happen.
both of those stories are "elseworld, what if" stories, not main continuity though.
side note: have you read Injustice? is it worth getting into? I seem to hear good chatter around it
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