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re: Steven Segal "Lawman"
Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:29 am to genuineLSUtiger
Posted on 12/3/09 at 10:29 am to genuineLSUtiger
I would just like to file a "citizens arrest" for Segal and the other cops he was riding around with. None of them were wearing seat belts. 
Also found it funny how many times he kept mentioning his martial arts training. And I thought the scenes when they would slow it down showing someone walking down the street and would show his "ninja sense" going into effect were hilarious
Also found it funny how many times he kept mentioning his martial arts training. And I thought the scenes when they would slow it down showing someone walking down the street and would show his "ninja sense" going into effect were hilarious
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Posted on 12/3/09 at 12:10 pm to Kingwood Tiger
Yall can look at me like a big time movie star, or as a guy that can save your life.
Posted on 12/3/09 at 1:22 pm to Kingwood Tiger
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I would just like to file a "citizens arrest" for Segal and the other cops he was riding around with. None of them were wearing seat belts.
Also found it funny how many times he kept mentioning his martial arts training. And I thought the scenes when they would slow it down showing someone walking down the street and would show his "ninja sense" going into effect were hilarious
LOL...Me and my friend labeled it "ZEN Vision". He wouldn't shut up about fricking ZEN.
Also, a quick memo to Steven Segal, stop trying to fake the Louisiana accent, your terrible at it.
Posted on 12/3/09 at 1:32 pm to Kingwood Tiger
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And I thought the scenes when they would slow it down showing someone walking down the street and would show his "ninja sense" going into effect were hilarious
Yeah, that was over the top. That kind of blurred the line between it being a movie that he was acting in and the real thing. I had trouble separating the two at certain points in the show.
Posted on 12/3/09 at 1:37 pm to Kingwood Tiger
i loved the part right before the one guy kicked out the cop window and segal was like "practicing zen requires you to get angry then let it go. this guy is not practicing zen" or some shite like that. 
Posted on 12/3/09 at 1:52 pm to SPEEDY
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you talking about the fatass Captain who can't shoot and barely passed his firearms test?
lol, negative, he was at very end of show when he was showing them firearms training
Posted on 12/3/09 at 2:08 pm to Penn
The 1st night of the show and I've already seen a friend of mine thats a cop (big fingerprint guy with the hockey mask and gun) and another of my friends was the only white person on the entire show to get arrested (the unblurred guy fighting with the window kicker)
Posted on 12/3/09 at 2:15 pm to Penn
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this show must have been filmed at least a year ago
One of the gas stations had "$3.79" advertised.
Posted on 12/3/09 at 2:27 pm to liuyaming
It might be the funniest show ever. Spidey sense!
Posted on 12/4/09 at 2:44 am to Kingwood Tiger
i love this show. i love how the camera slows down to a specific moment like Stevan has a "6th sense" about shite.
Posted on 12/4/09 at 9:37 am to Acreboy
Anyone else realize that in all of the car scenes especially the car jacking chase, that none of the deputies were wearing seat belts?
Posted on 12/4/09 at 11:54 am to arseinclarse
When do we get to see the "under the table" pay offs and the evidence that never makes it to the evidence room, that the Big Easy is famous for.
Posted on 12/4/09 at 12:11 pm to 4nmylifetime
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When do we get to see the "under the table" pay offs and the evidence that never makes it to the evidence room, that the Big Easy is famous for.
Its not NOLA, its Jefferson Parish. While they are right on top of each other, very, very different police departments.
Posted on 12/4/09 at 2:33 pm to Fun Bunch
hahaha all i gotta say is "Steven..let me do the driving..." the guy who was driving obviously couldn't stand Steven
Posted on 12/4/09 at 3:26 pm to Fun Bunch
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Its not NOLA, its Jefferson Parish. While they are right on top of each other, very, very different police departments.
very true
Posted on 12/4/09 at 9:51 pm to Deactived
I think they tell Segal to go shoot some nutria when they camera isn't rolling. I also like how he was explaining how he "pushes" the bullet to the target where he wants it to go. The target was 10yds away...
Posted on 12/5/09 at 9:30 am to jmarto1
Anyone else see a future South Park episode comming outta this?
Posted on 12/5/09 at 8:48 pm to EastBankTiger
i found it funny that they zoomed in on a NOPD recruiting billboard in the 2nd billboard as if NOPD and JPSO were the same.
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