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So maybe I'm missing some piece in the DC Universe, but how can Batman beat
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:17 pm
Superman? Seriously. Like scientifically. Batman is a billionaire, pimp-arse ninja (like a literal ninja) with lots of enabling tech. But Superman is not human. He's immortal by human standards. And he's completely invulnerable to whatever physical force the strongest human being alive can manually generate. Oh, and our weapons.
Just saw the trailer.
Can't distinguish between Marvel and DC. Comics are for nerds. You guys are a buncha homos.
ETA: Wrong board. Already RA'd.
Just saw the trailer.
Can't distinguish between Marvel and DC. Comics are for nerds. You guys are a buncha homos.
ETA: Wrong board. Already RA'd.
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:29 pm
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:19 pm to Navytiger74
TRUMP would beat both of them without breaking a sweat
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:22 pm to Navytiger74
Yeah.. um dc not marvel first. Second every time in every comic when batman wins it is because he uses kryptonite. There is no other possible way a mortal man can beat superman on a level playing field.
Eta typos
Eta typos
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:22 pm to Navytiger74
Because it was proclaimed so by our dear leader
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:23 pm to Navytiger74
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:24 pm to Navytiger74
Don't listen to the media, and Superman wasn't born here no matter what they say...
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:25 pm to Navytiger74
You drinking again, alchie?
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:25 pm to CamdenTiger
He is definately an illegal alien ;)
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:26 pm to Navytiger74
Batman is a sissy Yankee liberal who won't use guns. Captain America would shove a flagpole up his arse
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:27 pm to Navytiger74
Batman creates a safe space, sues superman for calling him "dark".
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:27 pm to Zahrim
quote:
Yeah.. um dc not marvel first.
I like starting with fail from the ground up.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:28 pm to Navytiger74
How can anyone beat Superman?
Kryptonite..... Duh
Kryptonite..... Duh
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:29 pm to tysonslefthook
Batman could wear kryptonite in his belt and around his neck.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:30 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
quote:Where did Bruce get the Kryptonite, though. Mark Zuckerberg source it for him from the CHICOMs? That was definitely Mark Zuckerberg in the trailer, right? From the Social Network.
How can anyone beat Superman? Kryptonite..... Duh
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:30 pm to cajunangelle
quote:RA this thread. I cannot self destruct.
cajunangelle
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:31 pm to tysonslefthook
Remeber SNL and the gay Presidents? They quit doing that. I wonder why.
I can't even find the gay Presidents just the Ambiguously Gay Duo
I can't even find the gay Presidents just the Ambiguously Gay Duo
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:31 pm to tysonslefthook
Remeber SNL and the gay Presidents? They quit doing that. I wonder why.
I can't even find the gay Presidents just the Ambiguously Gay Duo
I can't even find the gay Presidents just the Ambiguously Gay Duo
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:33 pm to Navytiger74
Same way Lex Luthor procured it most likely. I think i remember seeing batman with brass knuckles with kryptonite in them. I am not a big DC fan and the only DC comic i own are a few copies of the death of superman from the late 80s...
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:36 pm to Zahrim
Batman once almost killed superman when he had a gun that shot kryptonite bullets.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:39 pm to Navytiger74
1 word.
Dossiers.
Dossiers.
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