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re: Semi-annual MacGruber quote thread

Posted on 6/9/19 at 8:08 pm to
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 6/9/19 at 8:08 pm to
MacGruber: I rammed her. I don't wanna use the F-word because I dont' wanna diminish it's beauty in any way. But it was fricking great and I've never felt that way about a bone-session before.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19834 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 9:18 pm to
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Dieter Von Cunth : You punch like a little girl. MacGruber : Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl. 'Cause after I disarm this nuke, I'm gonna cut off your dick and... Dieter Von Cunth : Shove it in my mouth. You're like a broken record! MacGruber : The only record I'm gonna break is the "amount of your own dick in your mouth" record.
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5945 posts
Posted on 6/9/19 at 9:34 pm to
Hey Counth I ran into your friend the other day.
Posted by Handsome Pete
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 6/9/19 at 10:20 pm to
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21312 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 9:17 pm to
I had never seen this movie, but it was on HBO in the bedroom when I went to bed last night. I lost it when he said “She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh.”

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