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re: Scenes that make you laugh no matter how many times you see them

Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by Bama1976
Alabama
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Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:13 pm to
Cousin Eddie. The sharter is full!

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Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
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Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:16 pm to
OOOOOOHHHH FUUUUUDDDDGGGGEEEE
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
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Posted on 11/27/20 at 12:54 am to






This post was edited on 11/27/20 at 1:01 am
Posted by BCLA
Bossier City
Member since Mar 2005
8073 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 1:13 am to
quote:

never gets old


I die laughing at this (as well as quote it throughout the year) and my gf and kiddos look at me like I'm stupid
Posted by Bama1976
Alabama
Member since Nov 2020
134 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 4:30 am to
Sheriff Buford T. Justice:
Give me a diablo sammich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a damn hurry.

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Posted by MoneyShot
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Posted on 11/27/20 at 6:48 am to
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64065 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 8:26 am to
The Tom Hanks rant at the end of The Burbs. When he throws the stretcher into the ambulance then himself on it and yells “I’m sick! Take me to the hospital!” Then follows it with and “Ok honey” when she says she’ll follow along later.

Gets me every time.

Found a clip
This post was edited on 11/27/20 at 8:28 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:
Give me a diablo sammich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a damn hurry.


Somebody chasing you?

No one is chasing me, boy. I’ve been chasing a maniac all the way from Texarkana TX.
Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6117 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 12:27 pm to


Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6640 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

And let us not forget the clever scene in Django Unchained when the KKK members (led by Jonah Hill) keep whining about their masks because they can’t see or breathe.


This whole scene has me rolling the entire time


Big Daddy : Damn! I can't see frickin' shite outta this thing.

Unnamed Baghead : We ready or what?

Big Daddy : Naw, hold on, I'm frickin' with my eye holes.

[rips bag]

Big Daddy : Oh. Oh, shite.

[takes off bag]

Big Daddy : Ah, I just made it worse.

Unnamed Baghead : Who made this goddamn shite?

Other Unnamed Baghead : Willard's wife.

Willard : Well, make your own goddamn mask!

Big Daddy : Look. Nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did.

Unnamed Baghead : Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!

Other Unnamed Baghead : What about you, Robert? Can you see?

Robert : Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I - I'm ridin' blind.

Bag Head #2 : [rips bag] shite. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?

Unnamed Baghead : No! Nobody brought an extra bag!

.....

Bag Head #2 : Anybody bring any extra bags?

Unnamed Baghead : No! Nobody brought an extra bag!

Bag Head #2 : I'm just askin'!

Unnamed Baghead : Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?

Big Daddy : Well... shitfire! If you don't wear it as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!

Unnamed Baghead : Well I can't see in this frickin' thing! I can't breath in this frickin' thing! And I can't ride in this frickin' thing!

Willard : Well frick all y'all, I'm goin' home! You know I watched my wife work all day getting 30 bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nuthin!

[rides away]

Big Daddy : Now, look! Let's not forget why we're here. We got to kill a **** over that hill there. And we gotta make a lesson out of him.

Bag Head #2 : Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?

Unnamed Baghead : I think... we all think... the bag was a nice idea.

[mumbled agreement among others]

Unnamed Baghead : . But... I'm not pointin' any fingers... they coulda been done better. So, how 'bout... no bags this time. But next time, we do the bags right and then we go full regalia.

Big Daddy : Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags.

Bag Head #2 : But nobody can see.

Big Daddy : So?

Bag Head #2 : So it'd be nice to see.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49295 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
2987 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 8:48 pm to
You want sumthin?

Hush puppies daddy.

We ain't got time for that crap. Dumb sumbitch!
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
5642 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 11:54 pm to
Tom Hanks, Shelly Long, bathtub, ceiling, floor, shatter, LAUGHTER, The Money Pit.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10311 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 12:34 am to
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 11/28/20 at 12:49 am to


Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10695 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 9:11 am to
quote:

The Burbs


That whole movie is hilarious. Bruce Dern carrying the plate of brownies over to the neighbors like a maitre d then falling through the porch, "There go the goddamn brownies"

Posted by Hope Seternal
parts unknown
Member since Nov 2012
577 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 8:27 pm to
“You don’t have to see. Your HORSE can see!”
Posted by PEEPO
Member since Sep 2020
1820 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 11:39 pm to
The extreme makeover Always Sunny where they storm the Mexican families house in the middle of the night like it's a violent home invasion.
Posted by ornagestorm
Oregon
Member since Jun 2008
5105 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 6:48 pm to
"The Sherriff is near?"
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 11/29/20 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

Scenes that make you laugh no matter how many times you see them

Water, my arse! Get this man some Pepto Bismol!

Just a perfect joke.
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