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re: Save your money star wars sucks

Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:46 am to
Posted by DrSteveBrule
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:46 am to
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Make no mistake, Disney's first priority is diversity. In fact, at this point I'd say it's the only priority because they don't even use the diversity to move the plot along. The plot and storyline are not even aferthoughts.


When diversity is forced, it's unsettling and it ruins. You're absolutely right that the plot and doing justice by Star Wars fans was tertiary to getting a sociopolitical message across.

The actress that played Rose was so out of place I wanted to vomit. When I realized she would be throughout the movie I wanted to up and leave.

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The humor in this one completley ruined the tone of the movie for me. It's like they were tryin so hard to make fun of Star Wars and the situations. Let's drink green tit milk then Oh let's cut to Snoke and Ren. It was like the Family Guy Star Wars episode.


The titty milk scene summarized the movie for me. In star wars movies, there have always been choices to show us what people eat, what they do for fun, how they interact with each other, to give depth to the universe and show how it is different from our own, and I love that aspect of the movies. It adds so much character. Of all the things they could have done in this regard in this movie, they choose to show Luke drinking titty milk.

Just symbolic of all the directions they could have gone with this movie and choosing the literal worst path.

The humor, much like many other aspects of this movie, was forced and out of place. These directors don't understand why the original trilogy was great.
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 9:48 am
Posted by Antonio Moss
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Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:56 am to
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Tell me why it sucks.


There are a lot of problems but my biggest issue is the constant nods to pop culture and goofy humor that takes all the seriousness out of the film.

They basically made it into the MCU
Posted by Pendulum
Member since Jan 2009
7047 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:59 am to
I think they are just trying to see how many comedic relief moments they can pack into one movie now. Seriously, all that shite is distracting and ruins movies. Please stop Hollywood. I don't need to see Luke brushing his shoulder off, and milking alien creatures while he smirks.

I was cut deep by how awful this star wars was. Did Michael Bay direct this shite?

Hey we have 6 hrs to find this code breaker and get back across the galaxy to save our entire faction that will be destroyed---- Oh look, mounted binoculars over there! Hey tell me about this planet and your history friend; doesnt seem so bad to me. We can find that guy later, let's just take a SJW break.

God....Awful
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 10:04 am
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 1:55 pm to
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star wars sucks




RIGHT NOW!
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 3/17/18 at 10:53 pm to
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Unbelievable pile of shite. frick you Disney


Force awakens was ok

But this one was fricking garbage
This post was edited on 3/17/18 at 10:54 pm
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