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S1 "You Win or Die" Littlefinger's D&D monologue is so glaringly out of character
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 4/12/26 at 8:40 pm
He does an entire spiel to his main whore and a newly hired whore about how he's in love and he's been in love with a woman his entire life and her betrothed (a northman ) gave him a scar and he's gonna frick over her new husband to beat them at their own game.
this is something noone playing the game like littlefinger would reveal to a newly hired prostitute for obvious reasons.
the only littlefinger it matches is the one that we see at the end of the series.
this is something noone playing the game like littlefinger would reveal to a newly hired prostitute for obvious reasons.
the only littlefinger it matches is the one that we see at the end of the series.
quote:
ROS: She must be very beautiful.
LITTLEFINGER: No, not really. Impeccable bloodlines though.
ROS: I do believe my lord's in love.
LITTLEFINGER: For many years. Most of my life really. Play with her arse.
[ARMECA flips onto her stomach. ROS resumes what she was doing.]
LITTLEFINGER: And she loved me too. I was her little confidant, her plaything. She could tell me anything, anything at all. She told me about all the horses that she liked, the castle she wanted to live in, and the man that she wanted to marry - a Northerner with a jaw like an anvil.
[ROS speeds up with her thrusting; ARMECA's moans get louder.]
LITTLEFINGER: So I challenged him to a duel. I mean, why not? I'd read all the stories. The little hero always beats the big villain in all the stories. In the end, she wouldn't even let him kill me. "He's just a boy", she said. "Please don't hurt him". So he gave me a nice little scar to remember him by, and off they went.
ROS: Is she still married to him?
LITTLEFINGER: Oh no. He got himself killed before the wedding. And she ended up with his brother, an even more impressive specimen. She loves him, I'm afraid. And why wouldn't she? I mean, who could compare to him? He's just so...
[ROS finally makes ARMECA orgasm, her moans at the loudest. ROS giggles, and finally begins slowing down.]
LITTLEFINGER:...Good.
[Pause while ROS and ARMECA straighten up.]
LITTLEFINGER: Do you know what I learned, losing that duel? I learned that I'll never win. Not that way. That's their game, their rules. I'm not going to fight them; I'm going to frick them. That's what I know, that's what I am. And only by admitting what we are can we get what we want.
ROS: And what do you want?
LITTLEFINGER: Oh, everything, my dear. Everything there is.
This post was edited on 4/12/26 at 8:50 pm
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Posted on 4/12/26 at 9:24 pm to sgallo3
That's not terribly specific and Ros was kind of a bimbo anyway.
Posted on 4/12/26 at 10:24 pm to blueboy
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Ros was kind of a bimbo anyway.
Best tits north of the neck
Posted on 4/13/26 at 8:15 am to sgallo3
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this is something noone playing the game like littlefinger would reveal to a newly hired prostitute for obvious reasons.
This was a narrative device known as "sexposition" and was at least widely used for the first time to describe Season 1, GoT. The reason they do this is that so much of the source material contains scads of inner monologues, the only way the uncreative humps at HBO could conceive to convey much of it was through exposition, which they spiced up with sex scenes.
As long as they had good source material, they could pull it off. When they ran out of runway, they crashed.
This post was edited on 4/13/26 at 8:17 am
Posted on 4/13/26 at 8:31 am to sgallo3
I guess if you are going to talk to someone about your plans, talking to someone you can have eliminated without a fuss at your discretion is a safer option.
Posted on 4/13/26 at 8:59 am to Ace Midnight
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This was a narrative device known as "sexposition" and was at least widely used for the first time to describe Season 1, GoT. The reason they do this is that so much of the source material contains scads of inner monologues, the only way the uncreative humps at HBO could conceive to convey much of it was through exposition, which they spiced up with sex scenes.
In fairness would anyone really remember what someone was droning on about while they were focused on someone else in bed?
Posted on 4/13/26 at 9:19 am to sgallo3
D&D murdered the character called “Littlefinger”
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