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re: Quotes from Movies/TV You Hope To Utter IRL One Day (Spoilers)
Posted on 5/20/15 at 9:08 pm to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 5/20/15 at 9:08 pm to SlowFlowPro
frick you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shite. Good father? frick you! Go home and play with your kids.
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Posted on 5/20/15 at 9:47 pm to Bench McElroy
let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a count. You're a count now, and you've always been a count. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger count. Maybe have some more count kids.
I retract the part about your count frickin kids
I retract the part about your count frickin kids
Posted on 5/20/15 at 9:55 pm to wildtigercat93
I still use these all the time
Posted on 5/20/15 at 9:59 pm to Byron Bojangles III
I like to mumble "hello darkness my old friend" whenever someone leaves me in a room by myself 
I also do that Frank Underwood desk tap all the time
I also do that Frank Underwood desk tap all the time
Posted on 5/20/15 at 10:07 pm to wildtigercat93
I piss mom off all the time with this one
This post was edited on 5/20/15 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 5/20/15 at 10:24 pm to Byron Bojangles III
"Shut that fricking count's mouth before I go over there and frick-start her head!"
"Suck my white arse, ball!"
"Suck my white arse, ball!"
Posted on 5/21/15 at 9:39 am to SlowFlowPro
Any of these from Citizen Kane:
"You're the greatest fool I've ever known,...If it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson."
-Boss Jim Gettys
"I am not a gentleman. I don't even know what a gentleman is." -Boss Jim Gettys
"... That's a lot of money to pay for a dame without a head." -Reporter
"I can remember everything. That's my curse, young man. It's the greatest curse that's ever been inflicted on the human race: memory." -Jedidiah. Leland
"I'm no cheap, crooked politician, trying to save himself from the consequences of his crimes." -Charles Foster Kane
"You're the greatest fool I've ever known,...If it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson."
-Boss Jim Gettys
"I am not a gentleman. I don't even know what a gentleman is." -Boss Jim Gettys
"... That's a lot of money to pay for a dame without a head." -Reporter
"I can remember everything. That's my curse, young man. It's the greatest curse that's ever been inflicted on the human race: memory." -Jedidiah. Leland
"I'm no cheap, crooked politician, trying to save himself from the consequences of his crimes." -Charles Foster Kane
Posted on 5/21/15 at 9:41 am to REG861
quote:
Also, Vic Mackey: "Your ex-wife's pussy tastes like sweet butter"
Posted on 5/21/15 at 9:56 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 5/21/15 at 10:36 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 5/21/15 at 10:48 am to tWildcat
quote:Really?
Basically every quote from The Big Lebowski.
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
Posted on 5/21/15 at 10:52 am to McCaigBro69
speaking of Troy.
"IS THEIR NO ONE ELSE?"
"IS THEIR NO ONE ELSE?"
Posted on 5/21/15 at 12:22 pm to SlowFlowPro
something very dry and simple, but makes me laugh every time...
Stewardess: Can I get you anything to drink?
Clark Griswold: I guess I'll have a Coke.
Stewardess: Do you want that in the can?
Clark Griswold: No, I'll have it right here.
been waiting my whole life for a waitress, bar tender, or stewardess to ask me this, hahaha
Stewardess: Can I get you anything to drink?
Clark Griswold: I guess I'll have a Coke.
Stewardess: Do you want that in the can?
Clark Griswold: No, I'll have it right here.
been waiting my whole life for a waitress, bar tender, or stewardess to ask me this, hahaha
Posted on 5/21/15 at 12:25 pm to LSUfan0420
Anytime anyone asks me why I'm so sweaty, I like to reply, "I was watching COPS."
Posted on 5/21/15 at 12:27 pm to TH03
FUUCKKCKCKCKC I was coming here to say that
very first thing that came to mind
very first thing that came to mind
This post was edited on 5/21/15 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 5/21/15 at 12:55 pm to SlowFlowPro
"Man's got to know his limitations."
I already say it a lot - but I want to really mean it to or about an enemy one day.
"You fricked with the wrong marine!"
Except I would say "soldier".
"All in the game, yo."
Self-explanatory.
I already say it a lot - but I want to really mean it to or about an enemy one day.
"You fricked with the wrong marine!"
Except I would say "soldier".
"All in the game, yo."
Self-explanatory.
Posted on 5/21/15 at 4:09 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
That's no moon, it's a space station.
:fingers crossed:
Posted on 5/21/15 at 4:32 pm to jrodLSUke
Posted on 5/21/15 at 4:40 pm to Kafka
quote:
I must say no to you, and I will give you my reasons. It's true, I have a lot of friends among Tier 1, but they wouldn't be friendly very long if they knew my forum was the SEC Rant instead of the OT, which they regard as a harmless vice. But the SEC Rant is a dirty business. It doesn't make any difference to me where a man posts, understand. But your forum can be -- a little dangerous.
Like a boss.
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