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re: Petey didnt even have a head!
Posted on 2/20/09 at 2:17 am to tigerbru17
Posted on 2/20/09 at 2:17 am to tigerbru17
::After making Seabass pay for their food::
"That was genius, Lloyd, sheer genius. Where did you come up with a scam like that?"
"Saw it in a movie once."
"So what happened? They scammed the guy and got away scat free?"
"No..in the movie they catch up with 'em a half-mile down the road and slit their throats. (Laughing) It was a good one!...Mmm, I know it's not the best time but when you get a chance, pull over I gotta pee."
"Lloyd, meet my husband."
"Husband? What happened to all that 'one in a million' talk?"
::After killing the snow owl::
"Boy this party really died."
Ok im stopping now before I spend all day quoting it.
"That was genius, Lloyd, sheer genius. Where did you come up with a scam like that?"
"Saw it in a movie once."
"So what happened? They scammed the guy and got away scat free?"
"No..in the movie they catch up with 'em a half-mile down the road and slit their throats. (Laughing) It was a good one!...Mmm, I know it's not the best time but when you get a chance, pull over I gotta pee."
"Lloyd, meet my husband."
"Husband? What happened to all that 'one in a million' talk?"
::After killing the snow owl::
"Boy this party really died."
Ok im stopping now before I spend all day quoting it.
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Posted on 2/20/09 at 3:55 am to TheShwenz
I'm just gonna stay here and...put out the vibe.
We have no food. We have no money. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!
We have no food. We have no money. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!
Posted on 2/20/09 at 8:56 am to shel311
"Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this....and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF"
Posted on 2/20/09 at 9:00 am to Croacka
Can't you see. It's obvious. We killed their bird and they killed one of ours.
Who kills a bird with a cork.
These guys aren't just anybody. There pro's.
Who kills a bird with a cork.
These guys aren't just anybody. There pro's.
Posted on 2/20/09 at 11:03 am to Hello Newman
"Harry, what are you doing in there?"
"I'm just shaving!!"
"I'm just shaving!!"
Posted on 2/20/09 at 11:51 am to Python
quote:Good friend of mine used this as his senior quote haha
Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this....and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF"
Posted on 2/20/09 at 11:58 am to tigerbru17
i love when harry and the chick are in the snow and she throws snow on him, then he gets a big ball of snow and throws it so hard at her face. 
Posted on 2/20/09 at 12:27 pm to RLDSC FAN
after Llyod took off the extra pair of gloves bc his hands were starting to sweat and the two get into a fight and Harry is choking Lloyd, Lloyd says:
"Harry! your hands are freezing!"
classic.
also when Mary gives Harry the two things of charcoal and a carrot to make the eyes and nose of the snowman. then when she turns around he had given the snowman c@ck and balls.
"Harry! your hands are freezing!"
classic.
also when Mary gives Harry the two things of charcoal and a carrot to make the eyes and nose of the snowman. then when she turns around he had given the snowman c@ck and balls.
This post was edited on 2/20/09 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 2/20/09 at 12:50 pm to tigerbru17
Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd Christmas: You mean not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one in a million.
[a long sad pause]
Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance? Yeah! I read ya.
This post was edited on 2/20/09 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 2/20/09 at 12:55 pm to LSUshad
"mock" "yeah!"
"ing" "yeah!"
"bird" "yeah!"
"yeah!" "yeah!"
"ing" "yeah!"
"bird" "yeah!"
"yeah!" "yeah!"
Posted on 2/20/09 at 1:07 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Why dont you eat up and wel tell ya haha
Posted on 2/20/09 at 11:07 pm to tigerbru17
"Our pets heads are falling off!!!!!!!!"
Posted on 2/20/09 at 11:15 pm to bringonusc
ok just calm down!
Posted on 2/21/09 at 9:06 am to AstroTiger
Um excuse me flo...flo like the TV show..what is the soup de jour?.Its the soup of the day..mmmmm thats sounds good il have that.
Posted on 2/21/09 at 9:21 am to tigerbru17
That's a wonderful accent you have... New Jersey?
Posted on 2/21/09 at 3:57 pm to tigerbru17
Big Gulps Huh? Alright!...well see ya later!
my favorite line
also
Suck me sideways.
my favorite line
also
Suck me sideways.
Posted on 2/21/09 at 4:37 pm to lwalker
Lloyd: Swassom...Swinsom...Swanson...Swanson?!
Harry: Check the briefcase, maybe it's on there.
Lloyd: Samsonite!!
Harry: Check the briefcase, maybe it's on there.
Lloyd: Samsonite!!
Posted on 2/21/09 at 10:21 pm to ChewyDante
I was way of,,I new it started with a S though haha
Posted on 2/21/09 at 10:55 pm to tigerbru17
great shes unlisted!.... figures
Posted on 2/22/09 at 10:59 am to wish i was tebow
samsonite, i was way off.
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