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re: Official The Last Jedi Synopsis/Discussion (Warning: Spoilers)

Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
127664 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:06 pm to
And everyone praised Rian over and over and over and this is the story he brings to the table. frick
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
41655 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

I read that Variety review that was scathing and it said that basically anyone worth a damn in this movie is a woman. The resistance, the leaders, etc.

This can't be true. People here give me shite when I call out Disney for pushing their sjw agenda in Star Wars.
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
25887 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 9:55 pm to
I'm glad I read the spoilers and watched the clips now. I would've been rustled to the max if I watched this shite with no idea what was coming.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:23 pm to
FWIW, OP is just posting an Australian movie synopsis. He doesn't have "friends overseas".
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 11:03 pm to
Ummm no. I’m not. My friends are in New Zealand for one, Finland for the other. I’m not full of shite but you can go frick yourself.
Posted by AUcs13
Pensacola
Member since Jul 2011
3096 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 11:25 pm to
Was still holding out hope that the spoilers were fake and just trying to get fans riled up. What a heap of dogshit this movie is, all the anticipation of who Snoke is and who Rey's parents are for nothing. frick
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:20 am to
My only hope is that the Rey thing can get switched around as Kylo trying to draw her to the dark with a lie. It is the only way the Skywalkers, and this dump of a film can be redeemed in any way.
Posted by Breadstick Gun
Freeport, FL
Member since Apr 2009
10388 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:56 am to
He may not. But take it from me, I’m overseas and his synopsis is 100% accurate.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:06 am to
I can tell you the exact theaters they saw the film in and probably produce pictures of ticket stubs if need be, however ridiculous that may seem. Especially considering it’s to prove my word to someone who’s a fan of a school with cum chugging yell leaders.

I’m just as upset as the next guy. Rian Johnson cannot be a true fan of SW to write a film that portrays Luke, and cast aside the Skywalkers, as he did.

I still can’t believe this trash screen play was green lit. Hopefully JJ was brought back to fix what Colin wouldn’t; however unlikely that may seem.

As far as I’m concerned this trilogy isn’t about the Skywalkers and should be “A Star Wars Story” not Star Wars: Episode 7-9.
Posted by AUcs13
Pensacola
Member since Jul 2011
3096 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:20 am to
I plan on drunk tweeting plenty of shite to Rian Johnson after I watch this shitshow. They should've just given the new trilogy to JJ for continuity sake.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 1:57 am to
I saw it and the synopsis is true. We are going into the third installment with both Kyle and Rey receiving zero training and are apparently the strongest ever.
Posted by Breadstick Gun
Freeport, FL
Member since Apr 2009
10388 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 3:49 am to
I agree except for Kylo. He did train with Luke and had an apprenticeship with Snoke for some time.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43034 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 7:56 am to
Star Wars has reached Dragonball Super levels of power growth over time
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:02 am to
quote:

I saw it and the synopsis is true. We are going into the third installment with both Kyle and Rey receiving zero training and are apparently the strongest ever.



Star Wars IX: Return of the Ronin
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:40 am to
yea except this movie picks up where the last one left off. snoke says they will finish Kylo's training, but that never happens. he just treats Kylo like shite the whole movie up until he is filleted
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23455 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:42 am to
quote:

Star Wars has reached Dragonball Super levels of power growth over time


Pretty much. Supposedly the events of TLJ begin immediately after the events of TFA. Essentially Kylo goes from losing a duel to someone who had never even held a saber before to the most powerful dark force user alive within like a week.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
127664 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:09 am to
This trilogy or just Star Wars in general needs more than one villain. Kylo as the main bad guy for Ep 9 just doesn’t cut it. You had the potential to make Snoke this badass villain with an interesting back story and you just kill him off half way through the movie? This is up there with killing off Maul so soon. frick frick frick
Posted by Bamadiver
Member since Jun 2014
4025 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:37 am to
We'll probably never get that. However, since Lucas personally approved all the Star Wars novels you can get an idea of where he was going. Beats the ever-living crap out of this POS.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56294 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 7:51 pm to
I want to walk out right now.

What fckking garbage.
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
25887 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 7:55 pm to
Is it really that bad? :(
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