re: Official: Jersey Shore Season 5 thread

Unit needs to move in for Vinny and two hot chicks need to move in in replace of fat Meatball girl and Sammie. Only way to save the show.

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once they started getting treated as celebrities, the show just got dumb

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Agreed - the fact that most of it is staged doesn't bother me - happens in every reality show - but they were better personalities when they weren't famous. When a couple of them were walking on the boardwalk in last night's episode, they had like 3 or 4 cops following keeping the usual throng of people back.

Clearly Gianni, on top of being the shows's 2nd biggest bitch behind Vinny, is just in the show for the camera time. Just like all their friends.

I don't know what it is, I used to love this show, but now I just hate or are sick of most of them. Pauly D is consistently the most entertaining. And ironically, Ronnie, who I used to hate the most, seems to be the most intelligent one in the house lately. He's been suddenly dropping bombs of wisdom since the middle of the Italy season.

Vinny is not a guido, and never was. Unit is a good replacement.

well at least vinny is sicilian. I'm pretty sure Deena and Jwow are just tanned up white girls

was one of the better episodes i thought.. i can actually tune in another week

I guess the weirdest part was him dressing unit like he does the girls he brings home right before he fricks them. So unit you want shorts or pants, shirt or beater? Seemed weird considering unit brought his own bag of clothes..

Thinking back to when Mike was watching Paulie bang that chick a few seasons back and he offered him a sandwich... if that had been unit instead of Paulie I bet he would've took the sandwich and ate it while he was bangin the girl.

I do think the unit could be an interesting addition to the show as long as he doesn't follow Snooki around the entire time harassing her about the secret like he did last episode

Snooki looks like she's adopted many bowls of chili since highschool

i think im done with this show

after 4 seasons i dont think i can go on watching it

it was a fun ride

Finally caught up.

I fricking hate Vinnie. Such a fricking poser. Had Pauly D not made him part of his shadow force, Vinnie would have went home like 2 seasons ago.

Pauly D was hilarious when he first got to the tanning salon. He's the only person I LOL at, at least once a week. Also UNIT was hilarious. Don't know if it's been mentioned, but if Vinnie goes home, is it possible that he gets a bed in the house? That would rule.

So Ronnie and Sam are still together? I stopped watching like the very next episode in Italy when they made-up. I didn't figure they'd make it out of the season. Sam seems very disenchanted with this show now. She looked very awkward hosting the show.

Deana is horrible. I'm not sure I hate Vinnie more than her, but it's close. Back to cock blocking I see.

Vinnie did drop one, ok line when he told Ronnie "Everybody Ride-Er just like a bus rout." There is nothing better than a well placed Jay-Z quote and that was probably the best time EVER that you could use that.

This season looks like it might be OK. I never can watch the seasons when they aren't on the shore, but the shore ones always turn out at least watchable. looking fwd to that all out brawl they showed in the previews.