re: Official Jersey Shore Season 4 thread

Naw, she is starting to look like a skeletor. And not too many people I know drive a stick. Actually only one person I am friends with has a manual and it is a jeep he drives around in for fun.

How old is Sitch? He looks at least 40.

Alright, Snooki definitely lost some weight because either she wants to impress her new boyfriend, who is pretty normal looking or because she wants to look good for Sitch. She is so dumb that I can almost believe the part about not knowing where Italy is, and naming Europe a big country with England, Britain, and France wasn't a staged bit.

Deena is exactly the same. I didn't think Sam looked too different either. 5-10 pound weight gain, but nothing more. She has probably put on like 20 pounds since the start of the show though, which happens when varsity athletes stop working out.

Single Ronnie is excellent. Hope he stays single for more than 2-3 episodes.

Vinny is the same as Season 2-3 Vinny, where he tries to act like a badass player. I guess he kind of has become one due to his fame, but I still feel like he is a younger version of those ESPN guys who were losers their whole life and all of a sudden start to get some attention from whores in bars after being on Sportscenter and other shows. What's up, Jay Marrioti?

J-Woww has been shockingly boring throughout the show. Hasn't been a big cheater at all, and while she blows up at certain times, she is much more reasonable than I would have ever guessed. Don't think she is on coke. Just working out with her roided out, but seemingly pleasant, boyfriend. Definitely either got a face lift or botox though. Not a good look for her. Same crap that Jenna Jameson did

Pauly is the same, but it's not as entertaining to watch these guys when they are aware of their fame. He keeps doing Cab's here! and the different variations because he knows it is his catchphrase.

One question, why did the blow dryers keep going out? They obviously had adapters for the different voltage or they wouldn't have worked at all...

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Put me in the minority but I love the work jwoww got done.

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Pauly kissing Deena (sp?) knocked him down a bit in my ranking. Sitch seems to be out of control. Ronnie and Sam must get back together bc the previews show Sitch blowing up bc he is tired of the Ronnie Sam BS, then Ronnie knocks him out. Snookie can lose all the weight she watns, she is still ugly. Jwoww looks good, however her character would be more interesting if she wasnt constantly in a committed long distance relationship. Vinny (sp?) is a follower and he reflects the worst behavior of the other guys in the house.

What should we expect tonight? I dont think the Ronnie and Sitch fight will be till later, but I guess we will see Sitch trying to get with snooki tonight to start it off

Jwoww looks like a retired pornstar.

this whole Situation infatuation with Snookie seems staged. No way it can be true. He seems obsessed with her now.

That coffee looks nasty

Single Ronnie