re: Official Jersey Shore Season 4 thread

The fight is clearly staged.

You can tell they stopped them and then the rest is scripted.

Ron Ron going nuts and sitch calmly saunters in while giving his explanation, cut from the hallway to the room where mike JUST entered calmly a split second before and now he is incensed and in full on rage mode.


No way.

So I'm watching this shite now, and I already caught up with the thread so I know they don't show the fight, but I just had to say frick Vinny's stupid douche arse.

"So this chick wanted to frick me..or whatever..." and "So then she comes and polishes me off.."

I fricking hate Vinny so much. And then he was like "Next time I might like the girl...so don't just come get her.." You can't have it both ways, Vindog. Either you wanna be a player (which you aren't) or you wanna be the nice guy (which you aren't).


Also, Pauly's "Lesbianist/Let's be honest" had me fricking rolling.

Snooki still looks like she's streaight up lying her arse off. But she was actually looking pretty nice in that red dress. I was impressed, shockingly.

It took Pauly AND Vinny to carry that twin mattress into the living room?

Pauly going off on Deena was awesome, and he was exactly right. And then he puts the chair on her bed. Pauly is fricking hilarious.

frick Ron for getting mad at Jenny with his "Stay out of other peoples' relationships" when the first thing he did was get up in Mike and Snooki's business. And if Jenny claims to be cool with Sam now, and they're friends, why isn't she telling her about Ron's shady bullshite?

Mike trying to rape kiss that chick at the club was hilarious.

The Ron and Sam bullshite has to go. MTV is stupid at this point for continuing to show it. Just show us something else...I'd almost rather see them bored at work than watch Sam and Ron fight any more. And it's even worse when they're drunk. And then Ron wants to get mad at Sitch for saying shite about girls coming...when he said like two days ago that he sold Mike out because there's no guy code between them? I swear these idiots are in fricking high school. These people are past the point of entertaining and are just annoying, stupid people (some of them).

But I still watch. Go figure.

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Sitch reminds me of that kid who just screams and yells and tried to look as intimidating as possible to get the other guy to back down.

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Yeah, talk about your all time backfires

Yea when Mike was screaming and foaming at the mouth, spit flying, etc it was obvious Mike was trying so damn hard to bluff.. because obviously Ron would kill him in a straight up fight so he's gotta atleast look psycho to get Ron to back down

When he was in the middle of his psychotic bluff and he said "YOU WANNA HIT ME RON??" then he ran over and lifted the bed up off the ground a couple of inches then sat it down and ran back over and said "THEN HIT ME!" I was practically rolling in the floor.

Also Jwoww is boring and generally does nothing now. She runs around getting in everyone's business and trying to start shite between everybody. Her face is ridiculous and at one point in the last episode she looked like an old woman in the face... then a few minutes later she looked like an even older woman.

Snooki sounds guilty everytime she talks about the Mike thing, and clearly they fricked. This last episode made her look like a pathetic alcoholic with the begging people to get her wine so she could get drunk at work

Mike seems fricked up in 90% of the show this season. He always has this half asleep, slow tone to his voice.

Pauly and Mike were like best friends going into last season and this season they seem like they don't even really talk anymore.

Deana or however you spell it is lame and looks almost like a man in the face when she's all made up, and when she's not made up she looks even worse.

If I ever ended up in the same room as Sammi I would have a hard time stopping myself from choking the shite out of her. She has ruined the show ever season and I can't stand anything about her.

Vinny is even more annoying.


Also is Snooki's bf the guy that came in with the uncle to take the girl away from Vinny last season, and he later came back and banged snooki? I recall that being his name but I can't remember

Whenever I watch Jersey Shore and Sammi and Ron start fighting I'm like Mike getting red in the face screaming at the tv with spit flying, throwing beds around the house.

whats with mike leaving the house on a stretcher

It appears as though italian women did not go for the jersey shore casts so the producers must have paid to have some women imported from elsewhere.

..and why are they the darkest people in Florence?

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Why add a sleeping pill with all those good drugs?

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Ever been high on Ambien?

It does you reeeeeeallll good.

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I read somewhere(maybe this thread) that the strecher is cut from another incident in which mike gets hurt from falling or something but they made it look like it was from the fight

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That wouldn't surprise me. MTV always does shite like that

prediction:

1)the tiny teaser of the fight that we keep getting shown is pretty much so the entire fight.

2)Mike isn't hurt as bad as MTV is trying to make it out to be as they try to build up the fight

3)Sam and Ron make up when the fight ends

4)Jwoww starts a fight between 2 people and then disappears for the rest of the episode

5)Ron and Sam start fighting again (Ron possibly gets Gully)

6)Deanna gets way too drunk, slurring words and falling everywhere. More than likely cries about something.

7)Snooki fades into the background again. Now that she's in a relationship she doesn't do anything, besides trying to do dumb things at work to be funny.

8)None of the guys get laid