re: Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread

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hate how they take the interesting shite and spread it out over 10 episodes. each is like 45 minutes of filler/pranks

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True, but they basically sleep all day and when they're in the house, they mostly just sit there.

Last night's episode was a solid rebound from last week, though only when the Sammi/Arvin stuff came up.

I think Sitch handled it pretty well. Sure, he was starting crap in a way, but the way he handled it by getting other roommates involved to see if they thought it was shady was the right move IMO. Sitch is STILL looking out for Ron even though Ron is a fig and talks shite about Sitch whenever possible.

Sam was stone cold busted. Texting another dude the day she got home when her and Ron broke up, and trying to get him to come meet up with her out? If the situation was flipped and Ron did that, she would lose her mind. I can't stand girls like that.

Sucks though that her and Ron both flipped out this episode and said "I'm done, it's over!!" a hundred F'ing times, and even with this Arvin thing, they'll still be back together the next day.

Ron following the girls around like a lap dog is hilarious(ly sad).

Jwoww sucked, but at least she knew that she did, and I gained a lot of respect for Roger when he basically put her in her place. I'm glad she felt like an a-hole because she should have felt like one.

Snooki/Deena both got minimal air time, which is nice.

Vinny sucks, and I don't give a damn about him spray tanning (none of them actually, but especially not Vinny).

The water balloon fight was weak, but it entertained me. Like I said, there is literally nothing to do in the house, so it's cool to see them trying to entertain themselves.

Pauly hilarious as usual. I can't wait for his new show, whenever that will be.



My ideas to make the show better:

Ditch Deena with the quickness.

Ditch either Ron or Sam, or both. I'd like to keep Ron if given a choice, since Sloppy Joe is hilarious...but if both left tomorrow, I'd be fine with it.

Replacements come from the MTV talent pool:
- Replace Deena with Tonya from the Challenges.
- Replace Sam with Rachel (the lesbian).
- Replace Ronnie with CT.

I realize they aren't Italian, but neither is half the JS cast anyway.

Guess everyone else gave up on this show

Wait.. What was wrong with those two girls? Better looking than anything they have gotten on the show in a long time.

Damn sure better looking than half the girls in the house.

I am not a Vinny hater, but he is the king of all douche bags tonight.

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Guess everyone else gave up on this show

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That should tell you how shitty the show has been. The first post in this thread was 17 minutes into the show...not even a gameday bump this week. Then only a handful of post and the show is already almost over. Jersey Shore kinda blows now.

I agree. To be honest at this point Im watching the show because I have nothing better to do. With the exception of Pauly D one-liners this season has pretty much blown.

vinny is such a frickin wannabe douchebag. except for paulie, mike, and jwoww, this whole cast can go fall in the ocean and get eaten by sharks.

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Vinny is a fricking tool now

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Now? Vinny has been a tool for a long time now. Basically he was okay in season one, with flashes of douche. But ever since they "blew up and got famous" he's been a massive douche. And what makes it worse is when he rides Pauly and Mike's coattails and tries to play off of that like he's a badass.

I missed last night's show because of the Tourney, but I'll try to watch it this weekend at some point.

And yeah, this thread died big time.

quick question? The girl Pauly sent home with that chicks brother was fricking hot... right?

he just booted her to curb as if she was a grenade and never explained why. I don't have the best eye sight in the world but I thought that chick was fiya and she was definitly DTF... I didn't understand why he wanted her gone?