re: Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread

Im starting to think Vinnie actually likes Snooks

rons face

sams back

I think Sitch had one of the funnier lines of the season when he was pretending to be at a family dinner and said "Ron, why you crying all the time?"

This was a very disappointing episode bc ron was starting to make the ronron juice and enroute to sloppy joe status then sam walks in damnit

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This was a very disappointing episode bc ron was starting to make the ronron juice and enroute to sloppy joe status then sam walks in damnit

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I thought the exact same thing. Sloppy Joe was about to kick the door down, then Sammi comes in and rapes his mind.

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Sloppy Joe was about to kick the door down, then Sammi comes in and rapes his mind.

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It was like the air just left the room. And poor ole Ron just got deflated. It really is sad to see him like that.

This show has been on a downward spiral since midway thru last season. Hopefully, MTV doesn't have Ron, Sammie, or Deena for Season 4 in Italy.

Just watched the episode. It wasn't great, but I liked not having Ron and Sam shoved down my throat.

Vinny sucks. A lot. Sorry, bro, but you can tell the camera all you want that you know how to lay the pipe, but I'm not buying it. If not for the cameras and you riding Sitch and pauly's coattails, you'd be getting zero pussy. Zero. And no matter how badass you try to act with women, we know you're in love with Snooki. I loved when he was like "You can frick whoever you want, just not that kid..." Okay whatever you say, douche. And the SECOND you see Snooki upset about a harmless prank, you act like a kitten and try to get in her good graces. And then Pauly mocks you and makes you look foolish.

Pauly D is the MVP of the show once again. Dude is straight up hilarious. Him mocking Vinny was awesome. Sucks though, that Sitch seems to be driving a wedge between he and Pauly. I know Sitch is just trying to get it in with whatever moves, but you gotta stay away from Pauly's chicks, bro.

Sitch had a decent episode. The family dinner alone was solid. ANd I know he was upset, but don't act like a fricking woman and take an hour to get ready...just throw some clothes on and go eat.

Ron stepped it up a little this time, and was finally starting to have fun again (and like someone said, Sloppy Joe was dressed and ready to come out, and then Sam waltzed in and crushed it..frick you, Sam).

Ron's dad is awesome. Seems like a good guy and a good dad. And the stache is incredible.

Deena needs to go ASAP. She's fricking stupid, and not entertaining at all. If she's a walking holiday, then she is fricking Columbus Day or some boring shite like that.

Snooki sucks too. She usually entertains me, but sucked it up this time. Nice to see her fricking everything that moves though, and ending up banging dudes from the same circle (and family). Nice work, whore.

Jwoww was minimal. I think she works best like that.

Next week's previews look like more of the same Won and Sam bullshite. Yay. I love how Sam looks like queen bee at the club, when we all know that by the end of the show, she'll be back in bed with Ron bawling her eyes out with him doing the same.