re: Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread

Aight, I was out of town last week and caught both episodes last night...where to begin.

Sam fricking suck. Not a surprise. But what the frick is wrong with Ronnie. I can't fricking stand how hollow all their shite talking is. Every day one of them is like "It's fricking done, I'm over it. frick you." And then like three hours later, they are crying to each other and back together. How fricking stupid is that shite..?

Sam is pissed about Miami. Well, no shite. She should be. So what does she do about it? Absolutely nothing, except constantly bring it up. And Ronnie sits there and takes it over and over (and over). Lame.

Not sure why people are saying that Sitch is more mature this season...he's always been like that, since season one. Sure, he creeps on chicks and is desperate-looking sometimes, but he always tries to initiate cooking huge meals, and tries to bond the house, and even plays middleman sometimes to try to alleviate the problems. Sitch is the definition of the lovable douchebag.

Deena sucks. Bad. I have no idea why some people are saying they like her. What's to like? Someone nailed it on the head when they said she tries to ACT like Snooki. That's not how she is...just how she wants to be portrayed (which I'm not sure why anyway). Also, of course she's seen previous shows, or talked to Snooki about the roommates. To act like she doesn't know what to expect out of people is stupid and unbelievable.

Vinny still sucks, but he is annoying me a little less. It was funny to see him hiding from that stalker at the club. That was pretty hilarious. Also nice to see Danielle (Pauly's stalker from season one) back in the action. Good shite. Like someone said, that poor chick prolly just was into Pauly, but he mentioned "stalker" one time, and then MTV edits the frick out of it to make her look like a psycho. No wonder she was pissed off.

Pauly D got a little more screen time, but it's still not enough. Everything he says is hilarious.

Jwoww. Pissing behind the bar and then dripping water on it? Wow. Starting fights still? Good work. Dressing like a complete prostitute? Yay. You stay classy, Jwoww. Don't get me wrong, she at least SEEMS like a decently cool chick, but she is white trash, 100%. And way to forget your annniversary...that conversation was awesome.

Hopefully Sam will go home soon, even if it's just for an episode or two. Sloppy Joe showed up a little bit last night, and it was great. I loved how much of a count she was being at the carnival thing.