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Official Christmas Vacation Thread
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 11/22/18 at 5:10 pm
It’s that time again y’all! The Thanksgiving Christmas Vacation watching ritual is in full swing.
Quote your favorite lines here:
“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
“Where’s Eddie? He usually eats these things. Not since he found out they are high in colestrol.”
Quote your favorite lines here:
“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
“Where’s Eddie? He usually eats these things. Not since he found out they are high in colestrol.”
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 5:29 pm
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Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:09 pm to scottfruget
"He's cute ain't he?"
"Only problem is he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him."
"If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town."
"You don't want him around if your wearing short pants. Word of warning, if he does lay into you, its best to just let him finish."
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"Hallelujah! Holy shite! Where's the Tylenol?"
"Only problem is he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him."
"If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town."
"You don't want him around if your wearing short pants. Word of warning, if he does lay into you, its best to just let him finish."
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"Hallelujah! Holy shite! Where's the Tylenol?"
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:13 pm to scottfruget
quote:
“Where’s Eddie? He usually eats these things. Not since he found out they are high in colestrol.”
"Russ, go get the hammer."
"Clark what do you need a hammer for?"
"Im gonna catch in the coat and smack it with hammer."
Que MIL fainting
Posted on 11/22/18 at 7:17 pm to Dawgirl
“Griswald, where are you gonna put a tree that big?”
“Bend over and I will show you”
“You have a lot of nerve talking to me that way”.
“I wasn’t talking to you.”
“Grace. She died thirty years ago”
“Is Russ still in the Navy?”
“Bend over and I will show you”
“You have a lot of nerve talking to me that way”.
“I wasn’t talking to you.”
“Grace. She died thirty years ago”
“Is Russ still in the Navy?”
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 11/22/18 at 8:33 pm to scottfruget
“Oh Eddie, if I woke up in the morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now”
Posted on 11/22/18 at 8:46 pm to arktiger28
"Fixed the newel post!"
Usually my go-to line whenever I get frustrated with something that has broken in the house that I either throw away or make worse.
Usually my go-to line whenever I get frustrated with something that has broken in the house that I either throw away or make worse.
Posted on 11/22/18 at 8:49 pm to scottfruget
“where you gonna put a tree that big?”
Bend over and I’ll show you.
“You got a lot of nerve talking to me that way, Griswold!”
I wasn’t talking to YOU. [camera pans to Margo]
Also, the entire scene with Clark with the lady behind the counter. “Can I take something out for you?”
Bend over and I’ll show you.
“You got a lot of nerve talking to me that way, Griswold!”
I wasn’t talking to YOU. [camera pans to Margo]
Also, the entire scene with Clark with the lady behind the counter. “Can I take something out for you?”
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 11/22/18 at 9:41 pm to The Quiet One
Tis the season to be merry
My name's Mary
No shite?
My name's Mary
No shite?
Posted on 11/22/18 at 10:08 pm to scottfruget
See Russ no lines
Posted on 11/22/18 at 10:22 pm to scottfruget
Shite and bricks...
You know you shouldn't say that..
Oh... SHite and Rocks..
Gets me every damn time with that little girl.
You know you shouldn't say that..
Oh... SHite and Rocks..
Gets me every damn time with that little girl.
Posted on 11/22/18 at 11:11 pm to scottfruget
I watch it every year the day after Thanksgiving 
Posted on 11/23/18 at 6:55 am to dbuchanon
"Shitter's full"
"Why is the carpet all wet then Todd?'
"I don't know Margot!"
"Why is the carpet all wet then Todd?'
"I don't know Margot!"
Posted on 11/23/18 at 7:00 am to scottfruget
"You remember that metal plate they put in my head?"
"How could I forget..."
"Yeah, well, I had to have it replaced cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic, so it ain't as strong. I don't know if I oughta go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic!"
"You really think it matters, Eddie?"
"Well, see, the plate runs right underneath my part here...over here is *thud thud* nothing. But *points* here, if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right..."
"How could I forget..."
"Yeah, well, I had to have it replaced cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic, so it ain't as strong. I don't know if I oughta go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic!"
"You really think it matters, Eddie?"
"Well, see, the plate runs right underneath my part here...over here is *thud thud* nothing. But *points* here, if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right..."
Posted on 11/23/18 at 1:14 pm to BranchDawg
"Save the neck for me, Clark."
Posted on 11/23/18 at 4:22 pm to scottfruget
Clark: hey kids I just heard on the news some airline pilots spotted Santa’s sled on the way in from New York.
Eddie: You serious Clark?
Eddie: You serious Clark?
Posted on 11/23/18 at 7:09 pm to Legion of Doom
I'm just blousing. Browsing....it's a bit nipply out
Posted on 11/23/18 at 7:29 pm to scottfruget
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas,
Kiss my arse,
Kiss his arse,
Kiss your arse,
Happy Hanukkah,
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas,
Kiss my arse,
Kiss his arse,
Kiss your arse,
Happy Hanukkah,
Posted on 11/24/18 at 7:58 am to scottfruget
The BLESSING!
Posted on 11/24/18 at 8:32 am to scottfruget
Hey Griz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you
oh Uncle Lewis, you didn't have to buy me anything.
Aw damn it, Bethany, he guessed it.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?
oh Uncle Lewis, you didn't have to buy me anything.
Aw damn it, Bethany, he guessed it.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?
Posted on 11/24/18 at 9:36 am to scottfruget
Watched it last night with the family visiting for Thanksgiving. Man that movie’s funny.
“You ever seen the Yak woman? Ugly as sin, but a sweet girl and a hell of a good cook“
That one got me too...I was crying.
“You ever seen the Yak woman? Ugly as sin, but a sweet girl and a hell of a good cook“
quote:
where you gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I’ll show you.
That one got me too...I was crying.
This post was edited on 11/24/18 at 9:39 am
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