re: MTV's Teen Whores Season TWO!

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And who the hell was in Catylin's house chain smoking on the couch while she talked with her chain smoking mom in the kitchen? Probably her half sister or something like that.

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I rewinded twice to see if that was a dyke or a sweet mulletted dude and could not tell. Then towards the end of that convo another adult female walks into the room wearing a green shirt. I'm beginning to think that place is a drug house especially when Butch is not in town to keep his bitch in line.

This epi was pretty weak.

-LOL at Farrah for the car scam thing. It almost seems scripted it was so terrible. You know the MTV producers and cameramen knew the whole time it was a scam but probably hate the bitch so much that they didn't speak up. Kelly blue book for a 100k mile 2000 dodge neon with automatic transmission is $3700.

Child services has to be coming for that kid pretty soon. She has left the baby outside for an hour on an episode before, left it to fall 5 feet off a bed, made it wear a diaper made out of car wash rag diapers etc.

-Gary as the easter bunny was awesome. Miss Piggy freaking out on gary's step dad was the bomb. Nobody fricks with piggy's family and lives to tell about it. Also you have to love how Gary's step dad is about the same age as Gary while is mom is damn near her death bed. Sort of an 8 mile situation where you went to high school with your mom's man.

-Maci making Landry carry Bentley the entire time at Celebration Station was a solid test. Fuzzies in my ear realizes he is so ugly he's gonna have to take on some other dude's kid to get a decent girl.

-Tyler and Catelynn are weird poor kids still. Gotta love how Tyler has his last name Baltierra printed on the back of his baseball caps and since he wears them backwards with a lil gangsta lean we get to read Baltierra on the screen. Also, I hope MTV reported Tyler for littering those phone records into Lake Michigan. Trash making more trash for the world, they just can't stop.

-The previews for next week looks awesome.
-Landry already asking Maci and the baby to move in. Bentley thinks Landry is his dad.
-Gary wants to marry a woman who is on her game after Piggy can't handle that tuff GED math. She knows how to do this, she just can't remember how. DUH

-fricking state of Michigan making Butch go to rehab. I guess he failed a probation drug test. Butch just can't stay on the right side of the law. In fact I'm sure he prefers jail to living with that hideous bitch and her 15 illegit kids.

-Farrah's speed date who has a couple cats needs some solid screen time. Looks like a winner who can steal scenes from Farrah and that chubby tagalong asian.

Am I the only one who thinks the white trash kids (Caitlyn) are good people? Look at the circumstances they were brought up in. Their upbringing makes my family look like the Rothschilds.

I hate Farrah, though. She's just a crappy, shallow person with zero common sense. She got punked by a nigerian scam on national tv. That might be a first . A hot Lebanese girl, though.

Gary and orange girl are comic genius. I can't get enough of that shite.

What the he'll does Beentleey's douche father do? He has pimpin clothes, new truck, 4wheelers, etc. Is Maci a gold digger? Boy did that backfire on her, as it often does.

I think that guy is his brother, hewas at BW3 with him earlier this season.

I thought I heard step dad last night.

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whoa whoa whoa that guy at easter is his step dad?

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I thought it was his brother or some random chain smoker like the one at Catylin's house. Damn awesome if that's his step dad!

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Am I the only one who thinks the white trash kids (Caitlyn) are good people?

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i think that they're good kids. I hope they leave their current situation and become successful. I think they have it in them.
Catilyn is usually rocking a Tenn sweatshirt...a future Vol? Stay tuned.

I still want to know who the hell goes to couples counseling at 17 years old.

i'm 100% positive now thinking back on it that it is step dad.

also, how did we all forget this?

Somebody please make a gif of Garys hand jive in a bunny suit.

Is it a possibility to link Butch's rap sheet here? I really had no idea that was Gary's step dad either. Who is older? At this point it looks like the step dad might be younger. This show is just absurd. I can't believe that kid threw all the phone records into the river, what a little shite.

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Tattoo- Lower Right Neck – “Amber

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Whoa.....who is this bitch?