re: MTV's Teen Whores Season TWO!

Some of the highlights from the Season Finale (again, mostly Gary and Amber):

1) Amber's new boyfriend saying he can pull his weight around the house if Amber keeps paying the bills. Sounds like a pretty good deal, but he does have to put up with Amber.

2) When Amber told her new boyfriend to leave so Gary can come over it looks like when he comes back he brings in Taco Bell, a slurpee and the cheapest flowers he could find that he probably bought with Amber's money.

3) How bored is Ryan with life that he yawns during every segment he is in an episode. You could make that a drinking game by itself and get plastered. Also loved the fact that he even though he wasn't in his garage for the mediation, he still brought his four wheeler in the back of the pickup truck to keep his streak of being in a scene with his four wheeler alive. This is getting in Brett Favre ironman territory.

4) Amber's new boyfriend taking the phone from Amber and saying "he's got this" when arguing with Gary. Then Amber asking Gary where he was at so that she could go over there to talk to him. Gary was so scared of Amber that he lied and said a friends house, but Amber knew he was at his mother's house and drove over there. Gary had a look of terror on his face as she pulled up and got the hell out of there.

5) Gary telling Amber that "she needs to up her game being a mother". That is classic Gary right there.

6) How the hell could Tyler and Caitlynn afford to spend 3 nights at the Hampton Inn for a two day visit? I figured they would just try and drive in that morning and then leave the next day after lunch for a one night stay at the Motel 6. Very impressed and plus we got to see Tyler drive pimp style for a large part of the show in the Sebring.

7) Farrah dating a homosexual. How can she not see that? Of course we also got another ugly cry scene when she was arguing with her mother. Looks like we will get one next week too for the reunion show.

They showed Ape will be on the reunion show too. That should be entertaining.

Unfortunately though I read that only Amber and Farrah will be back for the next season along with 2 other girls from 16 and Pregnant. I can kind of see that there isn't much else to do with Catelynn and Tyler, but that also means no more Butch.

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7) Farrah dating a homosexual. How can she not see that? Of course we also got another ugly cry scene when she was arguing with her mother. Looks like we will get one next week too for the reunion show.

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First of all,

Second, the guy did her hair. He is gay.

The thing that annoyed me the most about the whole Farrah dating thing is when she said "I am telling him I have a kid tonight. I'm nervous to how he will react." (or something along those lines)

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU HAVE A KID! YOU'RE ON MTV ABOUT TEEN MOMS. You have to be under a rock not to know that, I highly doubt this is the case.

However, the dude looked somewhat shocked when she dropped the bomb on him. I thought it was so funny how she just slipped it in their conversation like that. Oh yea, life is rought I have a baby girl, blah blah.

Whaaaaa???

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Is it verified that Amber's new man is a child molester? Also, if verified, does anyone else feel sick having seen him change that child's diaper?

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I think it was verified that he it was a false report and he is not a child molester.

And he does creep me out FWIW IMHO

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I really hope Amber loses custody of that child. She is a disgrace to mothers everywhere.

She really is just an awful man. That baby is so screwed.

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And I would be regressed to once again,

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Do you mean remiss?

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I'm wondering if for the reunion, if Amber will be interviewed straight from her bed?

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How much do these chicks get paid?

Obviously not Jersey Shore change because Amber lives in a dumb and Farrah's always crying about how she doesn't have any money.

Well bitch, how about living with your parents or taking on a roommate.

Also, I lmao when Farrah said she had someone write a check for that car she sold. What. a. dumbass! I can't believe she didn't have anyone in her life to say "you're doing it wrong."

Amber cannot even take care of her fat, sloppy, lazy self. How the hell can the state, whichever she lives in, let her keep that child after watching just one show?