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re: MTV's Teen Whores Season TWO!

Posted on 9/14/10 at 9:58 pm to
Posted by Bigpoppat
Drinking a Manhattan
Member since Oct 2008
9278 posts
Posted on 9/14/10 at 9:58 pm to
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Dammit Farrah's mom should tell her to frick off and not give her the rental house.


Serously, that looks like a sweet house too
Posted by SCUBAislander
Member since Feb 2007
2909 posts
Posted on 9/14/10 at 10:22 pm to
I want to punch something every time i hear piggy bitch.

We need to get Farrah and her mom in the Octagon

Kyle looks like that fricking monster from the goonies

Gary on the shore would be legit.

Butch needs his own place, that dead looking bitch is holding him back
Posted by Fat Andy
Member since Oct 2009
1551 posts
Posted on 9/14/10 at 10:37 pm to
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Kyle looks like that fricking monster from the goonies



Excuse me? His name is Sloth and he has feelings too a-hole.
Posted by Fat Andy
Member since Oct 2009
1551 posts
Posted on 9/14/10 at 10:39 pm to
When will Farrah realize that she is exactly like her mom?

How the hell was Ape going to Vegas? My guess is she is going pick up some supply for Butch.

How come Farrah and piggy always have their hair done, but those babies look homeless all the time?
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80391 posts
Posted on 9/14/10 at 10:43 pm to
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When will Farrah realize that she is exactly like her mom?


There both crazy but mom doesn't become a bitch at the drop of a hat like Farrah.
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
28332 posts
Posted on 9/15/10 at 8:57 am to
Gary's man boob giggling while he was brushing his teeth was a great way to start the show.

Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12077 posts
Posted on 9/15/10 at 8:58 am to
Her mom could walk outside and surprise her with a new porsche and she would bitch because it's not red, then start fake crying.
Posted by nvcowboyfan
James Turner Street, Birmingham,UK
Member since Nov 2007
2992 posts
Posted on 9/15/10 at 11:57 am to
I'm surprised that Gary hasn't had offers from Jenny Craig or Nutrisystem yet.

Piggy Amber is coming close to matching Farrah as far as being a crappy mother. I loved how she let the snot nosed kid walk around the wedding dress shop getting slime on all the merchandise. Her resentment to the kid and the situation makes her a prime "leaving the kid on the firehouse department candidate"
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81646 posts
Posted on 9/15/10 at 12:28 pm to
Piggy thinking she was fine in that dancing dress with the huge slit was nice. Seeing her bra from the back was fantastic.

Catelynn's 4 year old brother that just appeared two weeks ago must have a super blonde crackhead dad. I'd love for him to make an appearance.

The camera zoom to Gary's belly when he woke up was so unnecessary or maybe it was necessary. I love how he woke the baby up at 6am and left just to really pissy Piggy off. Then when she calls him at his shelf stocking temp gig he answers, "WHAT?!"

Farrah is such a shitty piece of shite that the only person who will hang out with her now is her fat Asian hairdresser. I have to imagine that chubby emo asian hairdressers in suburban Iowa are the equivalent of blacks in Alabama in the 60s.
I can't believe her dad was such a fricking dick to shoot all of that antifreeze out of his car on HER birthday. The nerve of some people.

Catelynn, what did you get a one year old? Ow I got her a shitty necklace with 3 little stones that she can choke to death on inside. Cool. The adoption agency lady was like "why the frick did I bring this up" once she asked about Ape and Butch. Oh, your mom's in Vegas blowing the grocery money on meth and nickel slots and your dad is in court ordered rehab for failing a drug test? Well, thats unfortunate.

Maci's nashville friend is still pretty hot and she wears the same tank top in every episode which is still ok. When Maci said she wanted to do journalism, I think she said it was because she loves to ride (dirt bikes and stuff like duh). I just love to ride. Who the frick is paying for her $825 2 story, 2 bedroom apartment? Ryan's child support can't be that much since he doesn't even have a job and her elf looking dad doesn't seem like he will be footing any bills. I don't know how much she's saved up by waiting tables at the chatanooga Jimmy Buffet grill but I'm leaning to the thought that Landry promised to pay for all her shite if she moved with his big black Chrysler 300c or whatever that is. His flannel shirt and dislike for "what ifs" can only get you so far. Also, did Maci get that other car from the shop to use for 6 months while they put that 2 tone sportster back together? She's been driving that shite forever.

Gary taking the TV and sheets off the bed was the ultimate strike against a fat lazy slob who just kicked you out of the house. She has the jet but he took the jet fuel so the whole place is just useless to her now.

Piggy's convo with the friend was fantastic.

Piggy: i don't want to live this life of regret and taking blankets is settling.
Friend: Wait, you know and here's the thi...
Piggy: like be a man dude. he's like don't cuss, you make me cuss, dude.
Friend: and i understand that...
Piggy: you couldn't understand it. when i watch leah she nevers does that dude.
Friend: and i wanna tell you...
Piggy: and thats what I'm sick and tired of
Friend: here's what i'm saying...
Piggy: I'm literally dropping this and I'm done

Then her Emmy winning dramatic speech "I'm too young for this man. I'm....too....young." just put the cherry on top.

Finally Farrah, get that big mole removed off your neck.
This post was edited on 9/15/10 at 12:30 pm
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 9/15/10 at 1:07 pm to
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The camera zoom to Gary's belly when he woke up was so unnecessary or maybe it was necessary. I love how he woke the baby up at 6am and left just to really pissy Piggy off. Then when she calls him at his shelf stocking temp gig he answers, "WHAT?!"

1) The zoom in on Gary's belly let everyone know that Gary wasn't putting up with shite this episode.It was saying "i'm here..deal with it."
2) I like the B roll type footage of Gary working...it was so awkward...you could tell that he only put the last box on and both looked at the camera with the "is that enough footage" face.
but seriously..who wouldn't be annoyed with piggy calling in middle of your b roll footage shoots.
3) Gary needs to stay at his moms...that house just seems full of potential of greatness.
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Catelynn, what did you get a one year old?

You can just heard the disdain in the adopted parents voice when they call. They want nothing to do with them two. At one point when Catelyn is talking about how it was the right decision for the 100th time in 3 episodes..you can just see Tyler staring at her tits. I wonder if trying to have sex while shes yapping about the first mistake if the right time to go for it.
quote:

Farrah

You know the camera crew has to fricking hate her.
quote:

Maci's Nashville friend is still pretty hot and she wears the same tank top in every episode which is still ok

Yeah I noticed that too...which makes me think that her Nashville trip could have big one trip and not multiple..either way...more camera time for blue tank top.
And who goes to that many college counselors? Every episode shes there.
Maci seems like she would be a really clingy type. Which Cro magnon doesn't mind since she's the first to touch his monster penis
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
28332 posts
Posted on 9/15/10 at 1:27 pm to
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I got her a shitty necklace with 3 little stones that she can choke to death on inside
when i saw that i knew the adoptive mom was like "yea, we'll put this away for safe keeping (at goodwill) so carley can have it when she's older (she's never going to see this pos)"
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12077 posts
Posted on 9/15/10 at 3:03 pm to
My ears might have been playing tricks on me, but I think she said she wants to do journalism because she likes to write.
Posted by nrtiger
Paradise
Member since Nov 2003
1354 posts
Posted on 9/15/10 at 3:10 pm to
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I'm leaning to the thought that Landry promised to pay for all her shite
Posted by kballa6
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
4185 posts
Posted on 9/15/10 at 3:44 pm to
Spot on as always.

If I was Maci's dad I would have punched ole boy in his face, slashed the tires on that shitty car and pissed in the gas tank. Then told Maci no, your arse is staying here.
Posted by MaverickLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
654 posts
Posted on 9/15/10 at 3:58 pm to
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Maximus


Thank you so much, you never disappoint!
Posted by USLttarP
Currently #Ridin
Member since Sep 2010
3303 posts
Posted on 9/21/10 at 10:02 am to
Bump for tonight!

Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83035 posts
Posted on 9/21/10 at 8:49 pm to
bump
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80391 posts
Posted on 9/21/10 at 9:17 pm to
Why does Butch have a tattoo including Carly? He explicitly called out Catelynn for having a tattoo of her kid she doesn't even have.
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
28124 posts
Posted on 9/21/10 at 9:26 pm to
Bumpity bump
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83035 posts
Posted on 9/21/10 at 9:29 pm to
Ok I NEVER watch this show, so I have a question that might be dumb. Isn't Butch Caitlynn's boyfriend's dad? And her mom is his wife? HUH? Are they step brother and sister?

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