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Posted on 2/14/12 at 10:56 am to Pilot Tiger
Yeah, my parents mock my wife and I for it.
Posted on 2/14/12 at 11:50 am to Prominentwon
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Posted on 2/14/12 at 12:42 pm to SmackDaniels
I used this one in a meeting the other day and one of the older guys got it
From Stripes: "C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."
A few months ago we were in a meeting and one of the hottest chicks that works for us was giving a presentation on how she had completed some major accomplishment ahead of schedule and under budget and this guy said "Wow Lindsay, that's incredible, how'd you pull that off?"
She smiled and replied "Because, Todd, I'm the Toruk Macto". (from Avatar). I almost came in my pants to hear that from this hot chick. Damn.
I also throw around the classic from The PRincess Bride "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
From Stripes: "C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."
A few months ago we were in a meeting and one of the hottest chicks that works for us was giving a presentation on how she had completed some major accomplishment ahead of schedule and under budget and this guy said "Wow Lindsay, that's incredible, how'd you pull that off?"
She smiled and replied "Because, Todd, I'm the Toruk Macto". (from Avatar). I almost came in my pants to hear that from this hot chick. Damn.
I also throw around the classic from The PRincess Bride "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Posted on 2/14/12 at 12:46 pm to SmackDaniels
quote multiplicity a lot.
baseketball.
Whenever someone asks what i'm doing, I usually reply with, Just hangin out, playin nintendo.
Super Troopers.
If someone asks what did I find out about anything: My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms.
evil shenanigans
enhance (when looking at pictures, and I zoom in)
Where you guys going?: We're going to canada for some french fries and gravy. (usually have a friend that chimes in with, yeah protein)
baseketball.
Whenever someone asks what i'm doing, I usually reply with, Just hangin out, playin nintendo.
Super Troopers.
If someone asks what did I find out about anything: My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms.
evil shenanigans
enhance (when looking at pictures, and I zoom in)
Where you guys going?: We're going to canada for some french fries and gravy. (usually have a friend that chimes in with, yeah protein)
Posted on 2/14/12 at 12:49 pm to SmackDaniels
From blackhawk down: "Well, shall we?"
Ace Venture: "No thanks, I've got my own"
Airplane: "I picked a bad week to stop sniffin glue"
Office Space: "No thanks, I don't want you effin up my life, too"
I can't for the life of me remember where "No thanks, I'm trying to quit" comes from.
Ace Venture: "No thanks, I've got my own"
Airplane: "I picked a bad week to stop sniffin glue"
Office Space: "No thanks, I don't want you effin up my life, too"
I can't for the life of me remember where "No thanks, I'm trying to quit" comes from.
Posted on 2/14/12 at 12:58 pm to TygerTyger
Spies Like Us: "Doctor." "Doctor." "Doctor." "Doctor."
I actually use "INCONCEIVABLE!" Quite a bit
Shanghai Noon: "I like your moves." "I like your style."
I actually use "INCONCEIVABLE!" Quite a bit
Shanghai Noon: "I like your moves." "I like your style."
Posted on 2/14/12 at 1:02 pm to stuckintexas
Oh, and plenty from Fletch:
When a waitress asks "Can I get you something?" - Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.
or
Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please.
and when someone says something disappointing - Oh, for... God dawd dawd! Who is it, Mr. Sinlindin?
And of course:
Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
When a waitress asks "Can I get you something?" - Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.
or
Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please.
and when someone says something disappointing - Oh, for... God dawd dawd! Who is it, Mr. Sinlindin?
And of course:
Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
This post was edited on 2/14/12 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 2/14/12 at 1:45 pm to Godfather1
quote:
When a friend comes over to the house:
"Grab a brew...don't cost nothin'."
This, but a friend and I use don't cost nothin' in a lot of situations
"Does the pope shite in the woods?"
"So you're saying there's a chance!" anytime someone says there's a small chance of something happening.
"Lock it up" from wedding crashers
I'm surprised nobody has said "How do you like them apples"
"Phones ringing dude" I'm going to start using this
This post was edited on 2/14/12 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 2/14/12 at 2:10 pm to TygerTyger
quote:
From Stripes: "C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."
One of my all time favorite movie scenes. I like to use "oh yeah, well that hurts madam - and I'm not taking you or your luggage to the airport."
Posted on 2/14/12 at 2:11 pm to DMagic
quote:
You sound like you're from London
I say this alot
Posted on 2/14/12 at 3:33 pm to ellunchboxo
when ever im holding a bunch of things ... i usually quote the goonies saying "i got it, i got it, i dont got it"
and then after i drop something i always say "i hope its not a deposit bottle"
and then after i drop something i always say "i hope its not a deposit bottle"
Posted on 2/14/12 at 3:39 pm to jakthib
Everytime I'm around my buddy Lance, when his phone rings, I scream "frick you Lance, answer"
Posted on 2/14/12 at 3:41 pm to SmackDaniels
Dumb and Dumber:
"That sounds good...I'll have that"
EVERY time I order the soup or veggie of the day I say that
"That sounds good...I'll have that"
EVERY time I order the soup or veggie of the day I say that
Posted on 2/14/12 at 3:42 pm to ellunchboxo
quote:
Everytime I'm around my buddy Lance, when his phone rings, I scream "frick you Lance, answer"
It's probably a lot funnier when you don't have a tweaked out chick in need of an adrenaline shot next to you
Posted on 2/14/12 at 3:44 pm to Kingwood Tiger
"Well that's like, your opinion, man"
Nobody really picks up on it but I continue to try.
Nobody really picks up on it but I continue to try.
Posted on 2/14/12 at 3:44 pm to LSUSilverfox
quote:
"Well that's like, your opinion, man"
I've actually had people say that to me and I laugh my arse off. They appreciate that someone gets it
Posted on 2/14/12 at 3:46 pm to SaintLSUnAtl
"Anyone.....anyone..."
Posted on 2/14/12 at 4:00 pm to jakthib
quote:
i usually quote the goonies saying "i got it, i got it, i dont got it"
That sounds like an homage to "High Anxiety".
Posted on 2/14/12 at 4:08 pm to ellunchboxo
quote:
Everytime I'm around my buddy Lance, when his phone rings, I scream "frick you Lance, answer"
WOW, me and my friend have been doing that for years. We have been leaving this on each other's voicemail.
My buddy is not named Lance though.
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