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re: Most awkward movie viewing experiences with parents

Posted on 7/23/11 at 10:50 pm to
Posted by Broken Coyote
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Posted on 7/23/11 at 10:50 pm to
My mom walked into my livingroom while I was engrossed with Platoon. I missed it at the theatre and was watching it for the first time on video. I didn't think to realize how the language would offend her until she grabbed up my toddler and left the room.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 7/23/11 at 10:57 pm to
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I watched True Blood for the first time with my parents.


Similar experience, except with Rome instead of True Blood. I had stopped by and the episode was one where there is an insanely rough sex scene between Alice Henley and Simon Woods (Octavian). I just kind of sat there in a little bit of shock. We sat there in silence for a few minutes after and my Mom breaks the silence with, "I really like the actor they casted to play Octavian".

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This post was edited on 7/23/11 at 10:58 pm
Posted by TigerTattle
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Posted on 7/23/11 at 11:22 pm to
Years ago. We took Mom & Stepdad to see Serpico and left after about 5 minutes. Back then mainstream movies just didn't use the "f-word" much, and it must have been said at least twenty times in that five minutes. I think the only time we'd heard it previously was in the original version of the Longest Yard.
Posted by biwinning
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Posted on 7/23/11 at 11:26 pm to
I have seen possibly the two worst movies that you can watch with your parents: Borat and Bruno

My parents are very laid back and have a good sense of humor (they liked both films). Even so, it felt extremely awkward seeing the Bruno meatspin while sitting next to them
Posted by finallyfastohio
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Posted on 7/24/11 at 12:05 am to
I was watching no strings attached and during the opening scene a kid asks a girl "can I finger you"? And my brother didn't hear it and asked "what'd he say" and it seemed like slow motion and then my mom repeated the question. Yes my mom mentioned getting fingered



Ewwwwww
Posted by BRWhoDat34
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Posted on 7/24/11 at 12:26 am to
American Pie. My mom Didn't make it past the opening scene of Jim whacking it in a sock to scrambled porn.
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 7/24/11 at 12:28 am to
Hitman.

Nothing like a chick getting plowed on screen to strengthen a mother/son relationship. Fwiw, she knew I played and owned all the Hitman games and surprised me
Posted by John Blutarsky
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Posted on 7/24/11 at 12:53 am to
bruno it was one of the worst experiences of my life.
Posted by Bigpoppat
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Posted on 7/24/11 at 1:14 am to
Basic instinct
Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 7/24/11 at 2:59 am to
Mine is slightly different and has nothing to do with sex. At the theatre with my Mom and younger sister watching Ghost. Having to walk out of the building when it was over with my Mom and sister crying over that crap was one of the most embarassing and awkward experiences ever. I felt like I lost my man card just for being with them.
Posted by tigerfan84
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Posted on 7/24/11 at 4:19 am to
What was awkward about The New Guy? "broke dick!"?

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Jerry Maguire when I was 17 with my girlfriend's parents in their living room. "DONT EVER STOP F ohnoz


I was in the like 5th grade and one of my older brothers had rented it and I was watching it and my dad walked in right during this scene.
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