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re: Meet the Parents nitpick thread (super long) - BUMP

Posted on 1/14/14 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by beaverfever
Arkansas
Member since Jan 2008
35471 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 12:45 pm to
lol Pam really was a bitch who wouldn't help Greg even a little. "Go wake my brother up and get his clothes". Ridiculous request. You go bother him and take his clothes. You're his frickin sister and I've never met him. And letting your family all call him focker is also terrible. Poor communication is what makes nearly every comedy plausible though so screw it I guess.
This post was edited on 1/14/14 at 12:46 pm
Posted by LSUnowhas2
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
21981 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 12:54 pm to
and chances are if he had stood up for himself more he probably would have gotten the dad's respect quicker. It seemed like they just piled on after seeing he was just trying to get along with everybody and was being a pussy.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43577 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 1:03 pm to
I now hate Pam. Thanks a-hole.
Posted by cjared036
Houston, tx
Member since Dec 2009
9569 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 1:33 pm to
haha nice. I need to go watch that movie again.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 1:40 pm to
how the frick did jack not immediately realize that the stand in cat wasnt jinx? if one of my cats went missing and someone brought some cat that looked like one of them, i would instantly know that its not my cat

the whole family sucks in that movie
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
93049 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

CocomoLSU


There's some karma in here somewhere

Teri Polo doesn't like to pay her taxes
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32825 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Pam is a huge whore that obviously is still fricking Kevin behind his back.


Posted by Moustache
GEAUX TIGERS
Member since May 2008
21650 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 2:47 pm to
Finally, somebody else gets it!

Most people I know have the mindset of, "oh, Greg's just a frickup."

I think he isn't really a frickup and that almost anyone with thundercunt as a girlfriend would have come across that way.

As a matter of fact, Greg showed a lot more patience than most would have.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38977 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 2:52 pm to
This thread is awesome. Ill say this about the first post and one thing i've always said about this movie, Pam was a biiiiitttccchh.
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 3:05 pm to
She was definitely not that into ol' Gaylord.

In real life, dude would have peaced out that bitch.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31356 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

CocomoLSU

A big for you sir.

I never though about it this way, but you're absolutely right. Pam is a total bitch.

OTOH, she did get naked in Playboy, so shes got that going for her.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31356 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

and chances are if he had stood up for himself more he probably would have gotten the dad's respect quicker. It seemed like they just piled on after seeing he was just trying to get along with everybody and was being a pussy.

I want to live in your world.

Have you ever met a dad like Jack Burns? Standing up to him would've made things 1000x worse on the weekend where you meet him for the first time. Those type of people require..... finesse.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21470 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:11 pm to
First, I am not reading all of that crap.

Second:

quote:

- Didn't tell Greg about her engagement to Kevin.
That's a pretty solid piece of information right there, and one that a serious boyfriend (that you fricking live with) should know. You've told him all about your relationship with Kev, but left out one pretty important fricking detail. That's completely selfish IMO. And let's not forget that when Greg rightfully bitches about that, Pam defends it by saying that she knew Kevin wasn't the one because their relationship was purely sexual. Nice work, idiot.


Couldn't agree more. I was engaged once before I met my current wife. I disclosed this to her after a few months of dating. It was awkward because having an ex-finacee is so much bigger than having an ex. I mean she one step from having an ex-husband. You have to disclose that crap.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
127747 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 4:35 pm to
I would bookmark your blog if you did this for more movies.
Posted by MorgusTheMagnificent
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2014
1955 posts
Posted on 8/6/16 at 8:50 pm to
Is there not a MTP appreciation thread? I guess this thread will do.

This movie is so funny. The chemistry between jack and Gaylord is awsome. This is some of the stillers best work, so many great one liners... I especially like this "I'm just going over some of the answers from the polygraph your dad just gave me"

Or "I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?"

Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37323 posts
Posted on 8/6/16 at 10:28 pm to
Does anyone find it strange that Jack put a nanny cam in the bathroom at that angle? Was he dick watching on Greg? WTF?

And Jack, you have a fricking wedding planned for your yard, yet you don't turn the water off on the broken guest toilet? Just take the risk that your house guest will remember?

Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
5704 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 6:36 am to
Anyone that down votes this is clearly team Pam and they are despicable people.

These are my favorite threads on this board. Props
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155600 posts
Posted on 1/16/21 at 11:13 am to
So this was on this morning and I caught some of it on TV again. And it stuck out to me even more with the whole “people calling him Focker” thing. There is no way in hell Pam should’ve been okay with anybody doing that, but especially her father. The first time he calls him Focker she should’ve stood up to him and said to cut it out. Then if he did it again, tell him to stop that shite or she’s staying somewhere else.

And don’t get me wrong, she should get everyone else to stop as well, but none of them are her dad. Just goes to show again how little respect she has for Greg and how she doesn’t care that her family and friends shite all over him by refusing to even call him by his name.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12447 posts
Posted on 1/16/21 at 11:18 am to
quote:

The correct answer is that without all of those contrived irrational behaviour situations, you don't have a movie.

And this
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 1/16/21 at 11:44 am to
quote:

I've always hated Pam, but I was watching some this weekend and shite was just standing out to me big time, so I started taking notes on my phone. Ended up with like 10+ bullet points. Figured it would make a decent discussion thread.


I feel this could, word for word, also apply to The Office.
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