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re: 'Man of Steel' will redefine Superman's ability to fly
Posted on 4/6/13 at 6:25 pm to thatguy1892
Posted on 4/6/13 at 6:25 pm to thatguy1892
Amazing. Now I am actually curious:
Does every thread about Superman's powers end in a discussion about his super jizz?
Sad.
Does every thread about Superman's powers end in a discussion about his super jizz?
Sad.
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Posted on 4/6/13 at 6:52 pm to EthanL
You have a point...but by the same logic, would Wonder Woman's orgasm pinch off a normal man's sausage and turn it into a sausage link? 
Maybe only if he PIIHB.
Maybe only if he PIIHB.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 6:58 pm to CCT
Don't know about the super jizz killing here but several years ago they did a series looking into multiple future timelines and in one their child killed Lois from inside the womb with a swift kick.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 6:58 pm to CCT
Double post
This post was edited on 4/6/13 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 4/6/13 at 7:24 pm to EthanL
I always had this flight theory about Neo in the Matrix. Neo never actually flew in the Matrix, he simply moved the Matrix around him.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 7:42 pm to Tactical1
quote:
I always had this flight theory about Neo in the Matrix. Neo never actually flew in the Matrix, he simply moved the Matrix around him.
So his body position would not need to change
Posted on 4/6/13 at 7:46 pm to EthanL
quote:You'd prefer a serious, adult discussion about Superman's powers?
Does every thread about Superman's powers end in a discussion about his super jizz?
And yes, Wonder Woman would pinch your dick off if you fricked her.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 8:08 pm to blueboy
quote:
And yes, Wonder Woman would pinch your dick off if you fricked her.
And noones even mentioned the wire hanger Batman has in his utility belt for...well...you know
Posted on 4/6/13 at 9:42 pm to EthanL
I don't know. You look at this gif and tell me what you think.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 9:46 pm to EthanL
quote:
Duh. This whole movie is about 'realism' being added to the existing folklore.
Classic. Reboot a movie as an oxymoron.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 9:51 pm to EthanL
So the next big revolutionary storyline will be an invalid Clark Kent hooked up to a sentient computer of sorts and Superman only exists in a DC Matrix Universe as Ka-Neo. 
Posted on 4/6/13 at 9:56 pm to JG77056
quote:
Superman ain't real bro.
He isn't?
Posted on 4/6/13 at 9:58 pm to BradPitt
Why do I get the feeling if this were a Batman thread instead of a Superman thread - we'd have self-proclaimed physics professors and philosophers posting in agreement on here.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 9:58 pm to thatguy1892
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That's why in the new 52 it's him and Wonder Woman. She can handle the jizz.
Speaking of this, what do y'all think of the possibilities that Wonder Woman will be doing a cameo in Man of Steel?
There has been rumors since Henry Cavill started dating Gina Carano. I don't think there's anything to it and I'm iffy on an IRL couple being each other's love interest on the silver screen, let alone just being on the same program.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 10:44 pm to Sentrius
Ha ha. You read Perez Hilton.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 10:46 pm to blueboy
I wouldn't mind seeing if she could turn my sausage into links 
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:02 pm to blueboy
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Ha ha. You read Perez Hilton.
First thing I saw on google images and saw the catchy drawl in the pic.
Then I saw perez in the address bar. As if I would give that flaming fat frick any more hits or bandwidth by linking to his site. So I rehosted the pic via imgur.
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:10 pm to Sentrius
He flys using farts
Posted on 4/6/13 at 11:14 pm to Joe Joe Joe
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He flys using farts
Super Powered beans cooked at the sun.
ETA: But srlsy, that's the sound barrier he's breaking right there.
This post was edited on 4/6/13 at 11:25 pm
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:03 am to Sentrius
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Sentrius
Do you collect the New 52? And if so which ones? I started late in the 3 main Batmans but had to give up because they got expensive and I had to get my truck fixed. What do you think of Scott Synder, if so?
This post was edited on 4/7/13 at 1:04 am
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