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Posted on 5/25/11 at 2:24 pm to Freauxzen
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Funny you mention him, some people say my game is like his...and I slightly look like him.
I'm not gonna lie I've pictured you as Kikuchiyo and Jeff Goldblum for so long I don't know if I can change me perception of you.
Posted on 5/26/11 at 9:56 am to iwyLSUiwy
Bump for those still MIA.....and because I'm really bored
Posted on 5/26/11 at 10:01 am to iwyLSUiwy
Thanks for the bump, etm or I wouldn't have caught this. I've gotta get ready for a meeting but I'm all up in dis bitch after lunch. 
This post was edited on 5/26/11 at 10:02 am
Posted on 5/26/11 at 12:36 pm to Jamohn
One thing I've learned from this thread is that there is major cankle hatred that I never knew was so prominent.
Bring on the cankles. My logic is simple, I'm not quite sure how to word this so I'll go with the subtle approach: I'm not sticking my cock in her ankles.
However the anti cankle sentiment is forcing me to consider the fact that I may be doing it wrong.
Bring on the cankles. My logic is simple, I'm not quite sure how to word this so I'll go with the subtle approach: I'm not sticking my cock in her ankles.
However the anti cankle sentiment is forcing me to consider the fact that I may be doing it wrong.
Posted on 5/26/11 at 12:41 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
Be a midget or have no nose on your face?
I'd love to be a no-nose midget, but if I can only pick one, I'll go with no nose. I'd be
like Voldemort. quote:
Your lifetime career be a waiter or a taxi driver?
Easily go with cabbie. Maybe I could get on that HBO show and have all the hotties tell me about their sexual escapades. Besides, I could have the stinkiest cab around and wouldn't be able to smell it.
quote:
Your wife have a giant bush all the time or kankles?
I like thick bush and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a bushy thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that bush was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that bush you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-bush-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' trimmed bushes are the thing
Take the average man and ask him that
She gotta pack much bush
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the bush? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy bush!
Baby got bush!
Hell, I don't even care if it's stinky. I have no frickin' nose.
quote:
Have a pretty thick unibrowl that you can't trim or old man hair that is only on the sides with like 10 strings of hair that comes over the top?
My unibrow will look awesome with my wife's bush. It'll be like a caterpillar trying to find his way in a rain forest.
quote:
Would you rather only be able to watch Kurasawa/Hitchcock/Ford or Coen Bros. films? Pick one.
Easily Alfred.
This post was edited on 5/26/11 at 2:05 pm
Posted on 5/26/11 at 12:51 pm to TDTGodfather
quote:
One thing I've learned from this thread is that there is major cankle hatred that I never knew was so prominent.
Bring on the cankles. My logic is simple, I'm not quite sure how to word this so I'll go with the subtle approach: I'm not sticking my cock in her ankles.
However the anti cankle sentiment is forcing me to consider the fact that I may be doing it wrong.
The 4th hole is behind the knee which is close to a potential cankle.
Posted on 5/26/11 at 12:52 pm to BhamTigah
quote:
My unibrow will look awesome with my wife's bush. It'll be like a caterpillar trying to find his way in a rain forest.
WIN!!!
Posted on 5/26/11 at 1:05 pm to OMLandshark
who would pick a unibrow over being bald? you can wear a hat, idiots.
Posted on 5/26/11 at 2:02 pm to hendersonshands
quote:
who would pick a unibrow over being bald? you can wear a hat, idiots.
That's because you would want to cover up the comb-over. Why would anyone in his right mind want to cover up an awesome unibrow?
Chicks dig the brow. Especially chicks with bush down to their knees.
This post was edited on 5/26/11 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 5/26/11 at 2:51 pm to BhamTigah
quote:
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the bush? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy bush!
In my head I had you singing the main part and I was fist pumping and shouting the Yeah and Hell Yeah part.
Posted on 5/26/11 at 4:23 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Is it cheating if I decide to braid my wife's bush? You know, just for a change.
Posted on 5/26/11 at 4:30 pm to iwyLSUiwy
1.) no nose. Valdemort and skeletor rock that look!
2.) Waiter. I may be poor but at least I eat
3.) Bush... it tickles.
4.)Old Man hair.... um... something funny having to do with Homer Simpson
5.)Coens..... just for ladykillers
Ka Kow!
2.) Waiter. I may be poor but at least I eat
3.) Bush... it tickles.
4.)Old Man hair.... um... something funny having to do with Homer Simpson
5.)Coens..... just for ladykillers
Ka Kow!
Posted on 5/26/11 at 4:50 pm to BhamTigah
quote:
Is it cheating if I decide to braid my wife's bush? You know, just for a change.
You can do whatever you want to the bush, 'cept shave it. Make that thing look like side show bob.
Posted on 5/26/11 at 4:51 pm to vilma4prez
[quote]1.) no nose. Valdemort and skeletor rock that look!
2.) Waiter. I may be poor but at least I eat
3.) Bush... it tickles.
4.)Old Man hair.... um... something funny having to do with Homer Simpson
5.)Coens..... just for ladykillers
[b]Ka Kow![/quote]
The Ka Kow really sets it off.
2.) Waiter. I may be poor but at least I eat
3.) Bush... it tickles.
4.)Old Man hair.... um... something funny having to do with Homer Simpson
5.)Coens..... just for ladykillers
[b]Ka Kow![/quote]
The Ka Kow really sets it off.
Posted on 5/26/11 at 4:55 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
You can do whatever you want to the bush, 'cept shave it.
Maybe I'll part it in the middle and give it some wings...kinda like that do I sported in the '70's. Sweeeet.
Posted on 5/26/11 at 9:26 pm to iwyLSUiwy
No nose, waiter, giant bush, bald, Coen Bros. and I'll tell you why:
Being a midget has the potential to be awesome if my career choices are not limited. I mean, being a midget waiter would suck because, let's face it, some people are scared of midgets. I'd get screwed on tips and some people would straight-up lose their appetites, and I'd constantly get asked to offer customers Lucky Charms in an Irish accent. Being a midget cab driver would suck because I'd have to sit up on a phone book all day and night and use a broom stick to reach the pedals, I'd get pulled over by the cops all the time b/c they'd think I'm a kid, cab customers would think it's funny to offer me tips to let say Lucky Charms slogans and other various hilarious things that midgets would have to do to conform to the hilarious stereotypes that come along with being a midget.
Had my career choices not been limited, I'd say midget because of all the awesome kick-arse career opportunities that come along with being a midget: jockey in the Kentucky Derby, midget porn actor, circus personality, midget porn actor, dramatic actor, midget porn actor, comedic actor, midget porn actor, accountant, midget porn actor, full time hider under iwy's bed to jump out and scare him-er, midget porn actor, etc. The list goes on. The point is, what's the point of being a midget if I can't avail myself to the myriad of fantastic opportunities that come along with midget-dom, like for instance, say, I dunno...
Midget porn star?
Anyway, the waiter/taxi driver thing is close, but I'd have to go with waiter for safety purposes. Plus, I can use the no nose thing as a sob story to garner tips. I lost this nose serving my country in 'Nam, frickers! Charlie was everywhere, so I was stressed. That's when I visited the Saigon whore who bit my nose off! I would no doubt marry this Saigon whore who would refuse to shave her bush. Obviously, I will not argue with her about her bush because the last time I tried that, the bitch bit my fricking nose off.
Which brings me to my next point, I'm taking the bush over the kankles because fat chicks are gross. There's nothing funny about that. As has been pointed out by one or more of my esteemed colleagues in this thread, who I am too lazy to go back and see so that I may credit by name, not having a nose affords me the luxury of not having to deal with the odor emanating from my wife's unclean pelvic area. This is what we in the business call "a symbiotic relationship." I am grateful to my Siagon whore wife who bit off my nose so I don't have to deal with that funk. That's why I rescued her from the sweatshop in which she was working stitching Air Jordans while "Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong" played in the background....I love you, Lou Gossett Jr....wait, what was I talking about again?...
...Oh uh, right, being bald. Like midget-dom, the uni-brow gives me a distinct disadvantage in the food service industry. People might lose their appetites if their waiter has a gross unibrow. I know I would. There are a lot of great fashion statements I can make with headwear--berets, derby's, bowlers, top hats at formal events, and for my going out look:
You think anybody's gonna frick w/ a man who lost his nose in the war that rocks one of these bad boys? I think not! You think the pubicly-shaved bitches that I'll be smashin on the side just to remember what it's like to not have a filthy pubicly-unkempt woman can resist a distinguished bald man with a war story about losing his nose while he's rockin one of these bad boys? I think not! I rest my case.
Oh, and to the last question (since this is a Movie/TV board thread after all), Coen Bros. For the simple fact that they're still making movies so I'll have something to look forward to.
Oh, and don't ever call me Luke fricking Walton again. Otherwise, I'll sick my Saigon whore wife on you and she'll do something bad to you like bite your nose off.
ETA: KA KOW!
Being a midget has the potential to be awesome if my career choices are not limited. I mean, being a midget waiter would suck because, let's face it, some people are scared of midgets. I'd get screwed on tips and some people would straight-up lose their appetites, and I'd constantly get asked to offer customers Lucky Charms in an Irish accent. Being a midget cab driver would suck because I'd have to sit up on a phone book all day and night and use a broom stick to reach the pedals, I'd get pulled over by the cops all the time b/c they'd think I'm a kid, cab customers would think it's funny to offer me tips to let say Lucky Charms slogans and other various hilarious things that midgets would have to do to conform to the hilarious stereotypes that come along with being a midget.
Had my career choices not been limited, I'd say midget because of all the awesome kick-arse career opportunities that come along with being a midget: jockey in the Kentucky Derby, midget porn actor, circus personality, midget porn actor, dramatic actor, midget porn actor, comedic actor, midget porn actor, accountant, midget porn actor, full time hider under iwy's bed to jump out and scare him-er, midget porn actor, etc. The list goes on. The point is, what's the point of being a midget if I can't avail myself to the myriad of fantastic opportunities that come along with midget-dom, like for instance, say, I dunno...
Midget porn star?
Anyway, the waiter/taxi driver thing is close, but I'd have to go with waiter for safety purposes. Plus, I can use the no nose thing as a sob story to garner tips. I lost this nose serving my country in 'Nam, frickers! Charlie was everywhere, so I was stressed. That's when I visited the Saigon whore who bit my nose off! I would no doubt marry this Saigon whore who would refuse to shave her bush. Obviously, I will not argue with her about her bush because the last time I tried that, the bitch bit my fricking nose off.
Which brings me to my next point, I'm taking the bush over the kankles because fat chicks are gross. There's nothing funny about that. As has been pointed out by one or more of my esteemed colleagues in this thread, who I am too lazy to go back and see so that I may credit by name, not having a nose affords me the luxury of not having to deal with the odor emanating from my wife's unclean pelvic area. This is what we in the business call "a symbiotic relationship." I am grateful to my Siagon whore wife who bit off my nose so I don't have to deal with that funk. That's why I rescued her from the sweatshop in which she was working stitching Air Jordans while "Love Lift Us Up Where We Belong" played in the background....I love you, Lou Gossett Jr....wait, what was I talking about again?...
...Oh uh, right, being bald. Like midget-dom, the uni-brow gives me a distinct disadvantage in the food service industry. People might lose their appetites if their waiter has a gross unibrow. I know I would. There are a lot of great fashion statements I can make with headwear--berets, derby's, bowlers, top hats at formal events, and for my going out look:
You think anybody's gonna frick w/ a man who lost his nose in the war that rocks one of these bad boys? I think not! You think the pubicly-shaved bitches that I'll be smashin on the side just to remember what it's like to not have a filthy pubicly-unkempt woman can resist a distinguished bald man with a war story about losing his nose while he's rockin one of these bad boys? I think not! I rest my case.
Oh, and to the last question (since this is a Movie/TV board thread after all), Coen Bros. For the simple fact that they're still making movies so I'll have something to look forward to.
Oh, and don't ever call me Luke fricking Walton again. Otherwise, I'll sick my Saigon whore wife on you and she'll do something bad to you like bite your nose off.
ETA: KA KOW!
This post was edited on 5/26/11 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 5/27/11 at 11:08 am to Jamohn
Jamohn just Ka-Kow'd the frick out of that 
Posted on 5/27/11 at 1:56 pm to etm512
Thank you sir. 
I mean, I was thinking "shite. All that and not a single response? See if I ever spend 5 minutes totally rambling nonsense for the sake of this board again."
I mean, I was thinking "shite. All that and not a single response? See if I ever spend 5 minutes totally rambling nonsense for the sake of this board again."
Posted on 5/27/11 at 3:34 pm to Jamohn
Your rambling nonsense nor anybody else's for that matter shall go unnoticed or unappreciated by yours truly. And you can take THAT to the bank
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