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re: M/TV Board WOULD YOU RATHER... rd. 4 r 5 I Cant Remembr But It Dont Matr Ka Kow!
Posted on 5/27/11 at 3:44 pm to Jamohn
Posted on 5/27/11 at 3:44 pm to Jamohn
I feel that you deeply rooted yourself into this character. I can picture you now, coming over to my table to see if I would care to try a dessert after my meal.
I would tell you no... but not because of your short stature or crazy purple hat... just because I am full.
I will tip you well since it must be a crime to serve such wonderful food without being able to smell it and also to help you with your saigon lady-boy.
As I leave I tip my hat to you and laugh that you wrote "thank you and have a nice day - Jamohn P.S. Ka Kow" on the bottom of the receipt.
I would tell you no... but not because of your short stature or crazy purple hat... just because I am full.
I will tip you well since it must be a crime to serve such wonderful food without being able to smell it and also to help you with your saigon lady-boy.
As I leave I tip my hat to you and laugh that you wrote "thank you and have a nice day - Jamohn P.S. Ka Kow" on the bottom of the receipt.
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Posted on 5/27/11 at 5:58 pm to vilma4prez
Bless you, sir for helping a struggling veteran.
Posted on 5/27/11 at 6:02 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
Be a badass Imp midget
Your lifetime career be a waiter
Your wife rocks an awesome giant bush all the damn time
Have a pretty thick unibrow. frick.
And something that makes it a viable Movie/TV board thread:
Coen Bros. films fo life
Posted on 5/28/11 at 9:53 am to Jamohn
Just saw this homeboi! HEY O!
Is that how that works? Hmm, I always wondered how those creepy Lil dudes drove. I wish they couldnt drive and just stay in the house all day and never come out so I wouldn't have to see their ugly faces. But you learn something new everyday.
Ahh. Carnies. Circus folk. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.
No Nose porn is where it's at broseph. Big money. Just need a girl to sign up. Only entries so far have kankles and had to turn em down.
And I hope your happy for settling with this...
Mmm. Yeah. That's what I like, no don't stop. Take it off girl.
quote:
Being a midget cab driver would suck because I'd have to sit up on a phone book all day and night and use a broom stick to reach the pedals
Is that how that works? Hmm, I always wondered how those creepy Lil dudes drove. I wish they couldnt drive and just stay in the house all day and never come out so I wouldn't have to see their ugly faces. But you learn something new everyday.
quote:
circus personality
Ahh. Carnies. Circus folk. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.
quote:
full time hider under iwy's bed to jump out and scare him-er
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Midget porn star?
No Nose porn is where it's at broseph. Big money. Just need a girl to sign up. Only entries so far have kankles and had to turn em down.
And I hope your happy for settling with this...
Mmm. Yeah. That's what I like, no don't stop. Take it off girl.
Posted on 5/28/11 at 10:40 am to iwyLSUiwy
midget-can get a TLC series
Waiter-Lower chance of being hit by a garbage truck
Kankles- I cant stand da bush
Old Man Hair- can cover w/ a hat
Coen-I watch them all the time anyways
Waiter-Lower chance of being hit by a garbage truck
Kankles- I cant stand da bush
Old Man Hair- can cover w/ a hat
Coen-I watch them all the time anyways
Posted on 5/28/11 at 1:42 pm to raginjeauxcajun
I heart your avatar
Posted on 5/28/11 at 1:52 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:Dude! I chose the "no nose" over the "midget" thing... Well, I didn't choose it per se. My wife, the Saigon whore with a giant bush who bit my nose off kinda made that decision for me.
And I hope your happy for settling with this...
Posted on 5/28/11 at 2:08 pm to Jamohn
O. Well your marring an old midget stripper. Sorry.
Posted on 5/28/11 at 2:09 pm to iwyLSUiwy
I'd be a bald taxi driving midget who eats hairy puss while watching hitchcock films
Posted on 5/28/11 at 2:17 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
O. Well your marring an old midget stripper. Sorry.
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