re: Jersey Shore 2 Season Long Thread

frick i thought Ronnie and Sammie were gone for season 3

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Why no duck phone this season?

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So, this weekend I spent some time at a flea market in Bessemer, AL (don't ask ) but the time was not a total loss. I found an identical wooden duck phone to the one from the Seaside house. The damned thing looks the same, quacks, and the eyes light up with those dim little red lights.

Long story short, best $2 I ever spent. :fistpump:

-yea, uh, i need to make an order
-ok, what's your name?
-the situation
-huh?, no really, what's your name?
-S-I-T-U-A-T-I-O-N
-yea, whatever bro...

Just watched the re-run from last week...my thoughts:

- Angelina might be the worst kind of drunk ever. Emotional, cock-blocking, whiny, clingy, violent - it's like a cocktail of every drunk girl I've ever hated.

- Ronnie has slipped back into uber-bitch mode. Good gawd that tattoo scene was pathetic. "You were there for me." Really Ron? I can't imagine how hard it would have been to endure getting that tattoo that you wanted/paid for by yourself. That's hardcore shite, bro.

- I'm pretty sure the Situation and Pauly D were told to use their nicknames when dealing with strangers on the phone, but it's still funny as hell. These guys continue to be the best part of the show.

- I'm in the minority when it comes to Snooki; she infuriates me. Just too annoying for words. Vinny is not much better in my book. He better start mixing it up with some skanks or I'm giving up on him.

- When it comes to Sammie, I've already given up. frick her. I can't wait for J-Woww to beat her arse. Her only redeeming quality is waiting for her to find out about Ronnie's creepin'.

- I predict the job at the gelato shop will not be well-accepted.

- I wonder how the grenades feel about themselves when they watch the show after the fact. I can't imagine how much that must suck.

- Ronnie doesn't know the difference between spring and summer, nor does he know not to be a pussy-whipped bitch.

Next week

DRIVEMAN WEEK 2 POWER RANKINGS


8. BONNIE (#7,#5) - dope: WHAT A BITCH --- only took two episodes for him to crawl back to the wicked witch of south beach. first off, the night after the club it was great how ron ron doesn't remember anything but asks the fellas "did i triple kiss last night?!?" my boy BIGJ said it best in the other thread:Usually means the person remembers they just want someone to tell them how awesome the story was -- it's like he's personally trying to vouch the driveman to move him up in the POWER RANKINGS.

i loved it "you proved so much to me!!!" how RHINO? because she found an excuse to get out the house to entertain herself watching you get the mark of the douche on your ribcage???

7. ANGELINA (#8, #4) - wow, she really shat the bed on this one. the funny thing is that the drivemans hooked up with a donna who looks like her, which isn't a bad thing, but unfortunately when angie opens HER mouth its like someone called sydney torres and backed an SDT truck down her throat. think she's crushin PAULEY much? i don't know, but professing her lover for him and proposing to him on national TV might give it away. YOU ARE WHO WE THOUGHT YOU WERE


6. VINBO (#5, #7) - moves up by default this week. nothing spectacular but thats nothing new. i think they just keep him on the show because "WE NEED THE MAN POWER"

5. SNOOKI (#4, #6) - laying relatively low so far but gets points for bitching at angelina. keeping the the $400 glitter glasses on when they met their new boss showed some SWAG.

4. SAMMI the BITCH (#6, #8) - the driveman gives credit where credit is DUE. wow does this bitch have bonnie on a leash or what?


2. J-WOWWW (#3, #2) - no way i could justify dropping her in the ranking this week. not after "when we go to the sex store i'm in my element" or threatening to beat the shite out of angelina 20 times. who else is dieing to know how big of a trash bag this JAY420 CHEESER is??? please bring him to south beach.

1A. THE SITUATION (#1, #1) and 1B. PAULEY D (#2, #3) -

these two are on a completely different level. not that sitch hasn't been killing it, because he has but he's been layin in the weeds gettin his creep on the first two episodes. he probably could have plowed that girl right in the VIP if he wanted to. "SITUATION...capital S-I-...."

and big props to da PROBLEM for steppin his game up and showin a strong pimp hand on angelina and hookin up with a engaged DIME. hopefully he plows angelina just for good measure then looks at her like shes got 3-heads when she gets jealous and comes up to him the next night when he's creepin.

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Ronnie and Sammi are going to ruin this fricking season.

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This season and last season, they are the two I am least interested in. I'd be okay if they weren't even on the fricking show.

I hated them before and I think I hate them even more now.
I am looking forward to the fight between Sammi and JWOWW they show on the commercials.

Pauly was fricking hilarious in this episode. I'm glad because he's been one of my favorites but never got too loud on the show.

Situation is really blossoming too. He isn't such a douche like he was last season. He's actually pretty nice.

I always will love JWOWW. Her personality is definitely my favorite.

initial thoughts: id wreck her vagina

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Angelina's crazy drunken love profession to Pauly D

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yeah and slapping him AND telling him she would marry him. women be crazy!

ETA. :fistpump: