I shouldn't be alive

The one i saw a guy got his leg chewed up by something to the bone and fell asleep sitting next to a tree. He was dying until a billion fire ants swarmed his entire lower leg and began to eat him up. The adrenaline from the pain woke him up and saved his life. It was fricking nuts.

I saw that Open Water sort of episode.

Some guy just pops up from scuba and his boat is like a mile away...

And he spends 5 days in the water.

But the craziest is the guy that says: "I'm going to just hike 15 minutes up this trail to see more Mayan ruins."

And he's in a resort Mexican town - and then is stranded in the jungle for 2 weeks.

That episode is...the ultimate...go off the beaten path maxim. He's like 10 miles from the beach and Margaritas and he's dying to find fresh water and food. Jungle swallows you. That would be the worst experience because not only would it be the scariest experience, it would be the most annoying experience. How did this happen? Why can't I get out?

After watching that show several years back, it seems the hardest places to survive are the ocean and any place that is frozen. But frick the ocean especially.