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"I promise, I will never die"
Posted on 7/4/14 at 9:04 am
Posted on 7/4/14 at 9:04 am
Celebrate the most American movie of all time.
Team America World Police Quote Thread
Team America World Police Quote Thread
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Posted on 7/4/14 at 9:14 am to OMLandshark
MATT DAMON!!!
Posted on 7/4/14 at 9:29 am to OMLandshark
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fricked by dicks. But dicks also frick assholes: assholes that just want to shite on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can frick an a-hole is a dick, with some balls.
But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shite that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from arse holes.
I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us frick this a-hole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shite!
But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shite that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from arse holes.
I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us frick this a-hole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shite!
Posted on 7/4/14 at 9:30 am to OMLandshark
quote:
Spottswoode: Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn't realize he was a goddamn asian. I'll never be a racist again.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 9:35 am to OMLandshark
Everyone has AIDS!
But for real, this may be one of the best openings to a movie in the last 25 years. We know it has puppets going in...then we see the crappy puppeteering and wonder if this is going to look this bad the entire film, then BAM it's a puppet weilding a puppet...then terrorist puppets with evil stares and great music to go with it...then BAM Paris is rocked by Team America and completely decimated. America, frick Yeah plays.
Wonderful.
But for real, this may be one of the best openings to a movie in the last 25 years. We know it has puppets going in...then we see the crappy puppeteering and wonder if this is going to look this bad the entire film, then BAM it's a puppet weilding a puppet...then terrorist puppets with evil stares and great music to go with it...then BAM Paris is rocked by Team America and completely decimated. America, frick Yeah plays.
Wonderful.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 9:35 am to SetTheMood
quote:
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fricked by dicks. But dicks also frick assholes: assholes that just want to shite on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can frick an a-hole is a dick, with some balls.
But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shite that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from arse holes.
I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us frick this a-hole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shite!
I had this speech memorized at one time.
It really makes sense especially in present times with people getting all crazy about what people do or say on social media.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 10:04 am to Pectus
"This isn't about sex Gary, it's about trust!"
Posted on 7/4/14 at 10:07 am to OMLandshark
Only a woman...is allowed to touch me there!
Posted on 7/4/14 at 10:16 am to LE610N
Posted on 7/4/14 at 10:24 am to OMLandshark
GOAT fight scene!!!
Man, I really can't imagine this movie being made today. In just 10 years I feel the culture has become straight up militant against the type of (satirical) homophobic and racist language used in this amazing film. Parker and Stone would be crucified even worse than they were. I have to say I'm surprised the media allowed them to walk away and work ever again even then.
And yes I've seen Book of Mormon, but that is on stage, not film where it can reach millions of people simultaneously across the country and globe. Stage has always been allowed more freedom to offend.
Could you imagine this image in a movie today without complete destruction of the filmmakers???
Man, I really can't imagine this movie being made today. In just 10 years I feel the culture has become straight up militant against the type of (satirical) homophobic and racist language used in this amazing film. Parker and Stone would be crucified even worse than they were. I have to say I'm surprised the media allowed them to walk away and work ever again even then.
And yes I've seen Book of Mormon, but that is on stage, not film where it can reach millions of people simultaneously across the country and globe. Stage has always been allowed more freedom to offend.
Could you imagine this image in a movie today without complete destruction of the filmmakers???
This post was edited on 7/4/14 at 10:30 am
Posted on 7/4/14 at 10:45 am to OMLandshark
For the last time, I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to frick your mouth, and my time is extremely valuable!
Seriously, what a great movie.
Seriously, what a great movie.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 11:01 am to OMLandshark
I'm so ronery.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 11:24 am to TheFolker
The hours approaching, just give it your best
You've got to reach your prime.
That's when you need to put yourself to the test,
And show us a passage of time,
We're gonna need a montage (montage)
Oh it takes a montage (montage)
Show a lot of things happing at once,
Remind everyone of what's going on (what's going on?)
And with every shot you show a little improvement
To show it all would take to long
That's called a montage (montage)
Oh we want montage (montage)
And anything that we want to go from just a beginner to a pro,
You need a montage (montage)
Even Rocky had a montage (montage)
(Montage,montage)
Anything that we want to go from just a beginner to a pro,
You need a montage (montage)
Oh it takes a montage (montage)
Always fade out in a montage,
If you fade out, it seem like more time
Has passed in a montage,
Montage
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