re: Greatest Line in a movie

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Mister, I only deal in high-end
weapons. All guaranteed stolen and
traceable only to their original
owners. All sales are final and all
prices are negotiable.

Glock semi-automatic 9 mm. Tenifer
matte finish, Polymer grip, fixed
sights, 4 and 1/2 inch barrel, 22
ounces, double action and a 10 round
magazine. Mister, I could hook you up
with this gun for the low price of
three hundred and "fitty" dollars -
well below market value.

Tangfolio semi-automatic. This a 9mm
too - seems to be the weapon of choice -
try one and you'll understand why.
Rubber grips, adjustable 3 dot
sights, 4 and 1/2 inch barrel, 33
ounces. Check out the eye-catching
extended beaver tail just above the
grip. Got mad-arse double action and a
surprising 16 round magazine.
Mister, I want to sell you this gun
and I can hook you up for the low
price of 200 dollars.

Maybe you looking for something in
a chrome finish. Something to
impress the ladies. This right here
is a Llama Mini-Max .38 Super Auto.
semi-automatic.
Fresh satin chrome, black rubber
grip, 3 dot fixed sights, 3 and 1/2
inch barrel, skeletonized hammer with
an extended slide release, eight
capacity magazine and single action.
Mister, I won't lie to you, this gun
is not the bomb - it'll do the job,
but it ain't all that. That's why
you can walk out of here with this
gun for the incredible low price of
one hundred and "fitty" dollar.

Maybe you looking for power, mister.
This gun got mad power, mad kick and
mad reputation. That's right, it's
the Colt .357 Magnum revolver.
Rubber combat-style grip, fixed rear,
ramp front sights, 2 inch barrel.
Weighs in at a feather-like 21
ounces. 6 shot capacity with double
action. Mister, if you're looking
for impact, the Magnum will satisfy
all of your needs.

I don't know you, mister, but you
look like a man of style so maybe you
in the market for a custom piece.
Mister, it's your lucky day 'cause
this gun got style to burn. You
lookin' at the Les Baer Custom
Premier Tactical 45. Fresh blue
finish, deluxe grips, 5 inch barrel,
37 ounces, guaranteed to shoot 1 1/2
groups at a distance of 50
yards. Aluminum speed trigger,
throated barrel, single action with
12 shot capacity magazine. I could see
you with this gun, mister. And I can
give it to you for the low price of
seven hundred and ninety-five
dollars. Mister, these are my guns.
All sales are final, and all prices
are negotiable.

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"Earn it."

"Row well and live, Forty-one."

"Rosebud."

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Mister, I only deal in high-end
weapons. All guaranteed stolen and
traceable only to their original
owners. All sales are final and all
prices are negotiable.

Glock semi-automatic 9 mm. Tenifer
matte finish, Polymer grip, fixed
sights, 4 and 1/2 inch barrel, 22
ounces, double action and a 10 round
magazine. Mister, I could hook you up
with this gun for the low price of
three hundred and "fitty" dollars -
well below market value.

Tangfolio semi-automatic. This a 9mm
too - seems to be the weapon of choice -
try one and you'll understand why.
Rubber grips, adjustable 3 dot
sights, 4 and 1/2 inch barrel, 33
ounces. Check out the eye-catching
extended beaver tail just above the
grip. Got mad-arse double action and a
surprising 16 round magazine.
Mister, I want to sell you this gun
and I can hook you up for the low
price of 200 dollars.

Maybe you looking for something in
a chrome finish. Something to
impress the ladies. This right here
is a Llama Mini-Max .38 Super Auto.
semi-automatic.
Fresh satin chrome, black rubber
grip, 3 dot fixed sights, 3 and 1/2
inch barrel, skeletonized hammer with
an extended slide release, eight
capacity magazine and single action.
Mister, I won't lie to you, this gun
is not the bomb - it'll do the job,
but it ain't all that. That's why
you can walk out of here with this
gun for the incredible low price of
one hundred and "fitty" dollar.

Maybe you looking for power, mister.
This gun got mad power, mad kick and
mad reputation. That's right, it's
the Colt .357 Magnum revolver.
Rubber combat-style grip, fixed rear,
ramp front sights, 2 inch barrel.
Weighs in at a feather-like 21
ounces. 6 shot capacity with double
action. Mister, if you're looking
for impact, the Magnum will satisfy
all of your needs.

I don't know you, mister, but you
look like a man of style so maybe you
in the market for a custom piece.
Mister, it's your lucky day 'cause
this gun got style to burn. You
lookin' at the Les Baer Custom
Premier Tactical 45. Fresh blue
finish, deluxe grips, 5 inch barrel,
37 ounces, guaranteed to shoot 1 1/2
groups at a distance of 50
yards. Aluminum speed trigger,
throated barrel, single action with
12 shot capacity magazine. I could see
you with this gun, mister. And I can
give it to you for the low price of
seven hundred and ninety-five
dollars. Mister, these are my guns.
All sales are final, and all prices
are negotiable.
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