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re: Fountain of Youth

Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:06 am to
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
19067 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:06 am to
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So, Sahara?



I found it to be much worse than Sahara.
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7813 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:31 am to
The movie was very bad but the two women leads both looked hot

There was a line about bottling and selling the water and I was like - honestly this should be the end game. Make yourselves instant billionaires
Posted by saintkenn
Saintkenn
Member since Nov 2012
1260 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:59 am to
Wife and I watched it last night. I fell asleep twice during it. Seemed like a paint by numbers movie.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65256 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:57 am to
It was terrible IMO. Was on call and looking forward to it also
Posted by cinemaguy23
Member since Apr 2025
324 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:52 am to
Yeah it was mid, Ritchie needs to stick to his british setting he did so well with in previous entries, like The Gentlemen (both show and film). He really has not had a hit since then and before that it was Sherlock Holmes. He has 2 new films in production right now, so fingers cross he returns back to his roots
Posted by McGregor
Member since Feb 2011
6746 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 11:31 am to
Terrible.
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2969 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 11:44 am to
quote:

He really has not had a hit since then and before that it was Sherlock Holmes


The Covenant was pretty damn good.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
31842 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Yeah it was mid, Ritchie needs to stick to his british setting he did so well with in previous entries, like The Gentlemen (both show and film). He really has not had a hit since then and before that it was Sherlock Holmes.


Go see Wrath of Man and the Covenant.

Operation Fortune and Ungentlemanly Warfare were fun/good but not great.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 11:55 am to
Downloaded it last week, I'll watch it eventually.
Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12813 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Terrible.


i made it 30 minutes and that was rough
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37820 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:08 am to
quote:

found it to be much worse than Sahara.

I love Sahara. It’s a great patio/poolside adventure movie.
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
12028 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

he premise is basically National Treasure except with guns and fighting.

So, Sahara?


This might be the most accurate comparison yet.

Fountain of Youth and Sahara are 5s. They are watchable and ok. They aren't great movies, there's some Latina eye candy to be seen, and the acting is subpar. But they are just pseudo-fun movies to watch.


good comparison. Good fun light hearted movie.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8151 posts
Posted on 5/31/25 at 10:41 pm to
Hey AI, write a last crusade ripoff with a slightly incestuous vibe. Throw in adventure tropes and shitty fights. Add Stanley Tucci in a throwaway blink and you'll miss it role.
Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12813 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

Hey AI, write a last crusade ripoff with a slightly incestuous vibe. Throw in adventure tropes and shitty fights. Add Stanley Tucci in a throwaway blink and you'll miss it role.


this is dead on accurate
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