re: Favorite South Park moment

Stan:Dude, wait, wait, hold... hold on! Wait a second! This is gay!

Kyle:This is really gay!

Cartman:Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other.

Stan:Okay, sorry, my bad. Everyone back in the pile! [Pissed off]

Redneck:[Undressing] Back in the pile, everyone! We're going back to the pile!

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Oh, and Popeye getting gang raped by Christmas critters is something I thought I would never see even if I lived to be a thousand.

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randy's 'sickness' when he's calling to stan from the couch.

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Cartman: Look, brah, I had to bring you in, but I don't have any hard feelings against you, alright?
Butters: Huh?
Cartman: Here. You need a smoke, brah?
Butters: Oh... Okay.
(Cartman lights a cigarette for Butters)
Cartman: You gotta give yourself over to Christ, brah.
Butters: I do? (Coughing)
Cartman: Jesus is Lord. You can go one direction in life, where you can just walk around hallways without a hall pass, or you can see the light, brah.

Kyle: Ex- Excuse me? My name is... Brad. And I need to report a crime. Anonymously.
Detective 1: Oh? What's the crime?
Kyle: Well, I attend South Park Elementary. And- And one of the teachers is having sex with a student.
Cops: Oh my god! This is terrible.
Detective 1: You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now who's the teacher? What's his name?
Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman?
Cop 1: A woman?
Kyle: Yeah. She's having sex with a boy.
Detective 2: Oh. But- But she's ugly, right?
Kyle: Well, no, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stevenson.
Detective 1: The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah.
Cop 1: Some young boy's having sex with Miss Stevenson?
Kyle: Yes.
Cop 1: Nice.
Detective 1: Nice.
Kyle: What?! No, you don't understand!
Cop 1: You sure they've had sex?
Kyle: Yeah!
Cop 2: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Kyle: Yeah, I think so.
Cop 2: Nice.
Cop 1: Nice.
Cop 2: Nice.
Detective 1: So, wait. What's the crime?
Cop 1: The crime is, she isn't doin' it with me!
Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!
Detective 1: You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away.
Kyle: Aagh!