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Favorite Movie Quotes/Dialogue?
Posted on 3/12/09 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 3/12/09 at 3:14 pm
Can be funny, upliftng, sad, juvenile.
What do you like?
one i have always loved is from the beginning of Commando -i guess the writers wanted to explain Arnolds accent....
Matrix: [reading about Boy George in a pop magazine] Why don't they just call him Girl George? It would cut down on the confusion.
Jenny: Oh, Dad, that is so old.
Matrix: Ha Ha. You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive.
[thinks and smiles]
Matrix: Maybe they were right
What do you like?
one i have always loved is from the beginning of Commando -i guess the writers wanted to explain Arnolds accent....
Matrix: [reading about Boy George in a pop magazine] Why don't they just call him Girl George? It would cut down on the confusion.
Jenny: Oh, Dad, that is so old.
Matrix: Ha Ha. You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive.
[thinks and smiles]
Matrix: Maybe they were right
This post was edited on 3/12/09 at 3:15 pm
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Posted on 3/12/09 at 3:17 pm to GPrepTiger
You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore- Paul Rudd WHAS
Posted on 3/12/09 at 3:18 pm to GPrepTiger
Posted on 3/12/09 at 3:34 pm to BayouTigers4Life
quote:
Pillow Pants
Holy shite thats a funny movie...so many quotes!
Posted on 3/12/09 at 3:43 pm to AtlBrett
quote:
Randall Graves: I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets them all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam his dick in my mouth!
Posted on 3/12/09 at 3:44 pm to AtlBrett
From Malice:
Jed: I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
Jed: I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
Posted on 3/12/09 at 3:53 pm to GPrepTiger
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
- last lines of Stand By Me
- last lines of Stand By Me
Posted on 3/12/09 at 3:54 pm to AtlBrett
quote:
Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized dick.
Posted on 3/12/09 at 4:02 pm to LSUtigerfan22
+ 1.
just saw that on AMC the other night.
i also like this from Roger Dodger:
Roger: I could tell you that what you think of as your personality is nothing but a collection of Vanity Fair articles. I could tell you your choice of sexual partners this evening was decided months ago by some account executive at Young & Rubicam. I could tell you that given a week to study your father and the ways in which he ignores you I could come up with a schtick you'd be helpless to resist. Helpless.
Posted on 3/12/09 at 10:02 pm to GPrepTiger
Hey, I'm going to give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly face out of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
Posted on 3/12/09 at 11:09 pm to Akit1
Why Johnny Ringo. You look like somebody just walked all over your grave.
-Doc Holiday
Tombstone
-Doc Holiday
Tombstone
Posted on 3/12/09 at 11:14 pm to Crimsonpanther13
Army of Darkness
Ash: And who the hell are you?
Henry: I'm Henry the Red. Duke of Shale. Lord of it's lands and leader of it's people.
Ash: Well, hello Mr. Fancypants! Let me tell ya somethin buddy. You ain't leadin but 2 things right now: Jack and shite. And Jack left town.
Ash: And who the hell are you?
Henry: I'm Henry the Red. Duke of Shale. Lord of it's lands and leader of it's people.
Ash: Well, hello Mr. Fancypants! Let me tell ya somethin buddy. You ain't leadin but 2 things right now: Jack and shite. And Jack left town.
Posted on 3/12/09 at 11:20 pm to Crimsonpanther13
Two that I use all the time:
Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Doc Holliday: It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Doc Holliday: It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
Posted on 3/13/09 at 12:41 am to JJ27
Office Space
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my arse all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shite.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my arse all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shite.
Posted on 3/13/09 at 4:34 am to Bigpoppat
All this army of darkness love and no one says “good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun”?
What about…”I’ll swallow your soul, I’ll swallow your soul”….”Swallow this”
And did you forget “this is my boom stick” and “yo she bitch, (click clack) lets go!”
What about…”I’ll swallow your soul, I’ll swallow your soul”….”Swallow this”
And did you forget “this is my boom stick” and “yo she bitch, (click clack) lets go!”
Posted on 3/13/09 at 8:39 am to GPrepTiger
dont sleep on addams family either....
Wednesday: Wait!
Amanda: What?
Wednesday: We cannot break bread with you.
Amanda: Huh? Becky, what's going on?
Becky: [whispered] Wednesday!
Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."
Amanda: Gary, she's changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
Wednesday: Wait!
Amanda: What?
Wednesday: We cannot break bread with you.
Amanda: Huh? Becky, what's going on?
Becky: [whispered] Wednesday!
Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."
Amanda: Gary, she's changing the words.
Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
Posted on 3/13/09 at 8:50 am to GPrepTiger
snatch:
"you know...fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fricking Poppins....London"
"you know...fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fricking Poppins....London"
Posted on 3/13/09 at 9:22 am to kingrex08
quote:
kingrex08
Bad Ash: You'll never retrieve the Necrinomicon! You'll die in the graveyard b4 u get it!
Ash: Hey, uh, what's that you got on your face?
Bad Ash: Huh? <as dirt hits him in the face> puh puh blah blah blah
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Ash: It's a trick. Get an axe.
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Are all men of the future loud mouthed braggots?
Ash: No. Just me baby. Just me.
Posted on 3/13/09 at 9:35 am to GPrepTiger
Mike: What the frick are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
Trent: I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.
Trent: All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the a-hole! I'm the a-hole!
Trent: I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.
Trent: All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the a-hole! I'm the a-hole!
Posted on 3/13/09 at 9:56 am to TexasTiger05
I love that quote from Stand by Me, one of my favorites.
Men in Black: A person is smart, people or stupid.
Your best, losers are always talking about their best, Winners go out and frick the prom queen.
The Rock
Men in Black: A person is smart, people or stupid.
Your best, losers are always talking about their best, Winners go out and frick the prom queen.
The Rock
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