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re: Common things in movies that make no sense...

Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
63244 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:32 pm to
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Phone calls and knocks on the door are answered immediately. In general, about 2/3 of real life is waiting for something to happen. It's the opposite in movies.
So you want more movies with people just sitting around not doing anything?
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17130 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:05 pm to
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So you want more movies with people just sitting around not doing anything?


Exactly. Movies aren't shown in real time. If they were, most movies would be days or weeks long.
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23697 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:08 pm to
People who die/shot in the head screaming while falling off the roof of a building.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:10 pm to
Phone booths in the middle of nowhere.

Random people being able to drive like stunt drivers.
Posted by prplngldtigr
just up da bayou from down
Member since Dec 2004
7883 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:19 pm to
When ordering a drink the line will be , " I'll have a beer" or "whiskey".

Bartender nods in approval and just knows.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59081 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:21 pm to
Action movies, especially older ones, have the most accurate hip shooters I've ever seen. Specifically talking about the good guys.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:26 pm to
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Action movies, especially older ones, have the most accurate hip shooters I've ever seen. Specifically talking about the good guys.


Dead shots while fanning a single-action Colt
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:27 pm to
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Phone calls and knocks on the door are answered immediately. In general, about 2/3 of real life is waiting for something to happen. It's the opposite in movies.



In some movies, characters let the phone ring for an unbelievable amount of time, long after you'd expect it to go to voicemail, the answering machine to pick up, or the caller to give up.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49479 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:42 pm to
The way someone always cocks a shotgun before intial use.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37571 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:44 pm to
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In some movies, characters let the phone ring for an unbelievable amount of time, long after you'd expect it to go to voicemail, the answering machine to pick up, or the caller to give up.

That always bugs the crap out of me. It's usually something like a ransom situation, and the characters will spend five minutes planning what to say, just letting the phone ring and ring. If they miss the call, they might never see their child again, and they don't seem to give a shite.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13077 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:02 pm to
Movies let you know that they are now out in the wilds by the scream of a Red-tailed Hawk. Commercials have picked up on it too. Not that it makes no sense but they do it every facking time. It's almost reached the point of being beyond a cliche.

Also, bird calls that are just plain wrong for the location or time of day. Justified likes using Whippoorwills during the day - just wrong. And Cactus Wren which is just stupid for Kentucky. Sure, most viewers (99.9%) won't pick up on it but why not get it right?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32144 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:05 pm to
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The way someone always cocks a shotgun before intial use.


This post was edited on 6/27/15 at 6:10 pm
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 6:06 pm to
You've never ordered a whiskey at the bar?
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:38 pm to
People waking up at 5am to a sunshine filled bedroom
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13533 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:38 pm to
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You've never ordered a whiskey at the bar?


There's different brands of whiskey....
Posted by FlyingTiger06
Bossier City, LA
Member since Nov 2004
2006 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:45 pm to
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People who wake up in bed with their faces millimeters from each other carrying on a conversation. You can't tell me there's 2 people with pleasant morning breath that just so happened to end up together.


This! I can deal with all the others, but for some reason this drives me the most insane.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
63244 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:45 pm to
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Exactly. Movies aren't shown in real time. If they were, most movies would be days or weeks long.
That sounds really exciting. Do that shite.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
40695 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:50 pm to
Tombstone scene where Doc fires 20 or so rounds from two single action Colts
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49479 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:56 pm to
It always has to be done on-screen?
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13533 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:58 pm to
There's always a scene where a couple people meet for dinner or drinks at a bar and don't even end up eating what they ordered or they take 1 shot at the bar and then leave
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