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re: Best line in a movie

Posted on 10/12/08 at 11:01 am to
Posted by Teton Tiger
Somewhere between here and there.
Member since Mar 2005
3035 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 11:01 am to
"Where's the white women."
Posted by skygod123
NOLA
Member since Nov 2007
27882 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 11:06 am to
"I'll be your huckleberry"
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
60877 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 11:06 am to
"If Marxie Heller's so frickin' smart, how come he's so frickin' dead?"

Jack Nicholson in Prizzi's Honor
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30292 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 11:09 am to
"yes deeper, deeper, the black hole is where you shall PROBE!"-- Sweet and sour snatch
Posted by derauqs
death valley
Member since Jul 2008
23 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 11:21 am to
quote:

"What Now? I'll tell you what now. I'm Getting ready to call up a couple of Hard, Pipe Hittin' ****s to go to work on the homeboy over here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch." " You hear me Hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a DAMN site. I'm fixin' to get Medieval on your arse." - Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction


---Marcellus Wallace (Ving Rhames) not Samuel L.
Posted by LSUBOI580308
#LionUp
Member since Jan 2008
9464 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 11:21 am to
Miles:"Watabug, you know why you gotta girlfreind yet"
Watabug:"No. Why."
Miles:"Cuz you got on white Addis. Everybody know the shoe the black Nikes."
Watabug:"Man whatever"
Miles:"Ask Preachaman. he'll tell you."
Preacherman:"The color of yo shoes don't matter."
Miles:"MAN bullshite N***A. GOD MAKE BLACK BEAUTIFUL. GOD MADE BOOBIE BEAUTIFUL."
Preacherman:"I knock you out in a pair of flip flops."
Miles:"YEA WELL IMA KNOCK EM OUT WITH BLACK NIKES ON MY FEET, AND IMA SMILE WHEN I DO."
Chaves:"I swer every year, his ego gets bigger and bigger..."

-Friday night Lights

not one line, but if you bitch you can

And FWIW, ive never worn anything but Black Nikes.
Posted by derauqs
death valley
Member since Jul 2008
23 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 11:22 am to
sky...we doing mugshots today?
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10057 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 11:28 am to
My bad. You are correct.
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
28056 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 11:57 am to
[quote] McConaughays high school girls bit in Dazed and Confused.

That is what I love about high school girls, I get older, they stay the same age.
Posted by headboard banger
Dark side of the Moon
Member since Jan 2005
3052 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 12:01 pm to
Dumb and dumber Jim Carry....so you saying there is a chance
This post was edited on 10/12/08 at 12:16 pm
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
64068 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

Anything from Blazzing Saddles


Really. But most you can't post

Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges

Don't know. Mongo just pawn in game of life

Posted by lsutiger575
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2006
4940 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 12:21 pm to
Joe Pesci in Casino

quote:

Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your frickin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your frickin' head open again. 'Cause I'm frickin' stupid. I don't give a frick about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
Posted by ragecage
Austin
Member since Oct 2008
1137 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 12:23 pm to
From the movie: Barry Gordys, The Last Dragon


"Kiss my Converse."



Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59098 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

skygod123


quote:

"I'll be your huckleberry"




I'm your huckleberry.


I like that one and

Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.
Posted by RaginCajunBO
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2007
2185 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 3:32 pm to
"Hey Moose. Rocco. Help the judge find his checkbook!" - Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield), in CaddyShack
Posted by AstroCajun
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
462 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 4:42 pm to
While we are on Caddy Shack:

Lacy: My Uncle says you have a screw loose.

Ty: Your Uncle molests collies.
Posted by someyoungguy
Jonesboro, LA
Member since Sep 2006
619 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 4:53 pm to
From Forrest Gump,
Bubba: "Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat"
Forrest: "No, but I have been on a real big boat"

From Blazing Saddles,
Gabby: "I was born here, and I was raised here, and no bush wackin, side windin, cracker crooger....."

From Airplane:
everything the bald guy says ie..
"I can make a hat or a broach, or a Pterodactyl."

"Oh it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes and wheels and it looks like a big tylenol."

This post was edited on 10/12/08 at 4:54 pm
Posted by LSUFan3434
Iowa, LA
Member since Sep 2006
15964 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

From Forrest Gump,
Bubba: "Have you ever been on a shrimpin boat"
Forrest: "No, but I been on a big boat"



fixed
Posted by Murtagh
Metairie, La
Member since Feb 2008
2044 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 10:24 pm to
Clerks 2
Dante Hicks: Have you become so embittered that you now feel the need to attack the handicapped?
Randal Graves: What handicap? They guy's just in a wheelchair, it's not like he's Anne Frank or something.
Dante Hicks: Anne Frank?
Randal Graves: Yeah, Anne Frank. The chick that was all duhhh, till the miracle worker showed up and knocked some smarts into her.
Dante Hicks: You're talking about Helen Keller.
Randal Graves: No I'm not, I'm talking about Anne Frank. She was deaf, dumb and blind.
Dante Hicks: No she wasn't. Helen Keller was deaf, dumb and blind.
Randal Graves: Are you sure?
Dante Hicks: Yup.
Randal Graves: Then who the f*ck's Anne Frank?
Posted by RaginCajunBO
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2007
2185 posts
Posted on 10/12/08 at 10:31 pm to
Nothing from Clerks 2 should ever be considered in the "best line in a movie" category. Unless your under the age of 18.
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